Dumb

Recently me and my family went to a wedding in Sungkai. Its a place around 1 and a half hour from my place ( approximately 100-150 km). So had fun and stuff in the dinner. We decided to come back at the same day and it was already 11.30 so we made a move.

Just when we entered the highway, there was a road block. You see Malaysia's Transportation Deparment is soo stupid. 1stly they build the highway for people to reach destination faster. And then they have this stupid roadblocks. Anyway, so we were stopped by this policeman at the roadblock. My dad stopped the car at the side of the road and the policeman came. He asked for the license and identity card. Then he said that " Sir you were caught driving over the limit at Behrang."

Let me elaborate here. Sungkai is about 100 km south from my place. Meanwhile, Behrang, is about 250 km south from my place. How could we be speeding in Behrang while we just came out of Sungkai? You get me?? Let me put in a proper sentence. How could we be speeding at places we didnt go? My dad explained that we just came out of Sungkai and how could their camera caught us speeding in Behrang? Then the policeman said that he'll check and let us know. We drove off.

Dirty bastards. Try to take bribe from the public. The bribery in Malaysia is fucking high. Everybody is taking bribe. From the politicians to teachers. Everybody. We are hoping for protection from the police and instead of protecting us, they 'eat' us. Whats happening?

Police in Malaysia is fucked up, to be honest. Look at the Hindraf thingy that happened recently.
Ok so its the Federal Reserve Unit, but its still under one department right? They locked the indians in Batu Caves temple and start shooting tear gas at them. Why? What could some locked up people do to heavy equiped policemen? Scratch their balls out and eat their brains? They cant even move, for fucks sake. The indians only did a peace rally and thats it. BAM! 4 lawyers sent to the Internal Security Act, around 36 participants of the rally were charged for murder attempts at that night and thousands more locked up in their own temple at 3 am.

And yeah as i said earlier, this country is fucking racist. They did all those things to the Hindraf supporters, but what did they do to Khairy Jamaluddin?? That guy shouted stupid slogans when Condolenzza Rice ( sorry if i got her name spelling wrong) came to Malaysia, wants to meet her and stuff. His rally was more violent. They even tried to push themselves to meet Rice. What did the police or goverment do? Nothing.

Fuck you racist bastards. You people are gonna rot in hell with Satan's hot dick in your racist butt!! Fuck off!! Hail Satan!! Freedom of speech my balls!!

Economics

Simple economics model :


SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they receive a cow.

UMNOPUTRAISM : The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.

MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION : You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them (HAHAHAHAHA)

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

IRISH CORPORATION: You have two cows...or is it three? What matters? Aren't you well off to have even one ?

Easy to understand and good economics modelling.....

Nuff said