The Asians control everything!

My opinion, which is shared by more and more people every week is that:

For a few years now, the English Premier League has been manipulated and directed by the sponsors - Barclays and the various bookies.

For reasons that boil down to money alone, via the "Entertainment" road, fans of the English Premier league have been watching a show not too dis-similar to WWE Sports Entertainment.

For many people, this conspiracy theory will seem ludicrous. However, to any intelligent fan of the EPL who has watched closely between the lines and noted convenient infrequencies and even more convenient patterns, this is the only viable conclusion to what has become a greed-orientated business. Football in its truest sense, is now non-existent within the top level of the game.

English Premiership football exists in a twilight zone representing the dictatorship of the markets.
Selected agents, owners, bookmakers, managers, players, officials, administrators, the media and the underworld (those not already covered in this listing) attend certain London casinos and other ballparks of corruption in order to develop their links and strategies for match fixing.

Knowledge and information are everything in corrupted football betting markets, and these foundations may be sub-divided into the internal and the external.
Inside information is allegedly illegal in financial markets, although prosecutions are as rare as a dose of honesty from Andy Gray.

In football, inside information is gold-dust.
If you psychopathically control the outcome of just one match, you are able to set yourself up for life, assuming one is not a greedy person, by trading the scam in Asia and/or on the private markets.

If I were to inform you of the full extent of what is taking place in the name of sport, you would be totally gobsmacked.

For example :

Saturday, March 15, 2008
Champions League Draw - Fixed or freak coincidence?

Claims the Champions League draw was fixed as it appears on the internet over an hour before

UEFA was having to fend off potentially sensational claims that the Champions League draw was fixed yesterday. The draw was made at 12.oopm in Nyon, Switzerland, however it had already appeared on a Liverpool website at 10.28am that morning.

A football forum for the Liverpool Echo (the local tabloid for Liverpool) and owned by Trinity Newspapers, received a post at 10.28am from someone called 'confused', which claimed to have heard a rumor on what the draw would be, accurately predicted the English clubs ties, and claimed bookmakers had stopped taking bets on the draw.

Bingo.
http://footballisfixed.blogspot.com/

How fucking stupid can these buggers be?

KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 29, 2008 (AFP) - Muslims in Malaysia may be barred from the ancient practice of yoga if they engage in Hindu "religious elements" during the exercise, a top Islamic cleric said Wednesday.

Harussani Zakaria, a controversial cleric from the northern Perak state, said the government-backed National Fatwa Council would soon release a decree, or "fatwa", which would decide if Muslims were allowed to practise yoga.

"If it involves any faith or religious elements it is definitely not permissible but if it is just a form of exercise that is all right," Harussani told AFP.

"Muslims cannot practice yoga in its original form because it involves another religion," he said in response to a call to ban Muslims from engaging in yoga.

Islam is the official religion of Malaysia, where more than 60 percent of the population of 27 million are Muslim Malays who practice a conservative brand of the religion.

The practice of yoga, a popular stress-buster in Kuala Lumpur, dates back thousands of years in India, where it was a favorite of holy men before becoming hugely popular internationally, especially among western celebrities.

Zakaria Stapa, a professor in the Islamic faculty of the National University of Malaysia, had called on Muslims to stop practising yoga, saying it could cause them to "deviate from their faith", news reports said on Wednesday.

Muslims in Malaysia practised yoga not just for exercise but also as part of the growing urban lifestyle and involved "chanting mantras while in various positions", he said.

"Why should we look for other alternatives to exercise and search for peace? Yoga could cause (Muslims) to stray from their faith because its movements are according to the style and traditions of Hinduism," he said.

The fatwa council, one of Malaysia's highest Islamic bodies, last Friday banned women from dressing or behaving like men and engaging in lesbian sex, saying it was forbidden by the religion.

http://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/afp/20081029/tap-malaysia-religion-islam-culture-yoga-0193655.html

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Ahahahahahha even yoga is banned now. What next? Can't watch Transformers because they speak English? Dumbfucks.

SRK to be given Datukship?

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1197180

What the fuck is this? Laughing stock of the year! Come on guys. Lets laugh to the stupidity of the Malaysian government.

Isn't it stupid enough that this country is full of corruption and all? Datukship for SRK? Christ on a bicycle!

Hahaha this is too funny. Karpal Singh and Lim Kit Siang have been fighting for the public rights and all, but what do they get? Nothing! Apart from getting curses and receiving vulgarities from the BN party. Especially Khairy the monkey and some other cocks who think they are smart enough to be in the Parliament. Some of them can't even speak English for fucks sake.

This country is a fucking joke. Fuck off you nutsacks.

The Gods are Back

COME ON ZACK!! BRING THIS SHIT IT!! Rage Against the Machine is back. We're gonna tear this unfair, politically infested world down! Beware!





Come wit it now!

Come wit it now!

The microphone explodes, shattering the molds
Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop
Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-op
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha power dons
That five sided fist-a-gon
Tha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets bigger
Tha triggers cold empty ya purse



Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells



Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
Line up to tha mind cemetary now
What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'
They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells
Rally round tha family, pockets full of shells



Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells



Bulls on parade

Come wit it now!

Come wit it now!

Bulls on parade!

Bulls on parade!

Bulls on parade!

Bulls on parade!

Bulls on parade!

This is the best stuff! Haha. Stupid lady. She thinks that she is hot so she can slap a person like that? Fuck off. Haha very well deserved. Why are some women like that? They think they are above the law if a guy is beside them? I mean not all women, but some are. They talk shit and all. And just because they are women, people tend to treat them nicely. But not for long! I'm talking about stupid women like the one in the clip. Not every women.

And oh! She's not hot at all. And how can she say fuck off in front of the camera? I think the story went like this : The guy likes her and he's telling her that in front off the camera. That's when the lady told him to fuck off.

And what's with the crew members? I think they were thinking that : "Yes I'm gonna feel her boobies when she hug me for defending her." Defending her? Haha. Stupid ladies sometimes crack the shit out of me.

Leicy

We gonna miss you, Leicy. Watch us from up there okay? RIP.

Olympic Truth 2

Breaking News –- Two Chinese gold medalists are actually, Titanium robots!
- August 14, 2008 3:35 pm EDT

Everyone was faked out, but the spark of truth lit up during the 10-meter platform synchronization finals in the Water Cube on August 12, when CNM reporter Don Wotjz noticed the unusual body motion and “calmness” shown by the two Chinese divers, Wang Xin and Chen Ruolin. While viewers were stunned by Wang and Chen’s unbelievable precision, Don also noticed something overlooked by the overwhelmed audience - the exact same physical profiles that only belong to the twins - but they have different last names.

Don went on to investigate the histories of these two "athletes". It became obvious quickly that neither existed two years ago, at least according to the international knowledge. In addition, their prior records were incredibly simple, or incomplete. It's almost impossible to find out any past stories about them, if there were truly any.

The spark of truth became even brighter when Don got hold of a Chinese magazine - Official China Weekly. On the June 8, 2006 issue, there was an article about Hi-Tech robots made for the Olympic Games. It stated that at least two Titanium robots were completed, by HuaWei Technology Corp (http://www.huawei.com). The article didn't specify what the robots would be used for. Given all the Hi-Tech elements shown in the opening ceremony, it's not too much of a stretch that they were made to "divers".

During the investigation, Don also met an American (Anderson Brown) who was at the Water Cube on August 12, telling him what he saw during the contest. Anderson witnessed a group of five men in a luxury viewing box, with some complex equipments, probably remote control/monitoring device. They were not interested in the dives, except of the Chinese divers. In fact, Anderson recalled, their attention was always focused on the Chinese divers, regardless what else was going on in the Water Cube.

Don presented his findings to the IOC this morning, along with some other strong evidence yet to be disclosed. Given the inarguable facts, IOC officials promised a thorough investigation.

No news matches the magnitude of this one. Although previous accusations on the simulated firework or lip sync generated big fanfares, after all they were parts of a performance show, openly announced by the Chinese to the public. But the impact and damage of this one can never be under-estimated.

Meanwhile, Don has instantly become a hero, and the most famous reporter today. Asked about how he feels, he said: "Great, it helped me getting over the fact that China is sitting on top of my country on the medal stand… I’m also glad that I made it ahead of other people. If I don’t make up this story, they will."

Olympic Truth

China cheated again – Male athlete in Women’s Badminton Finals"
- August 17, 2008 3:35 pm EDT

Jane Lee is a 9year old Korean American girl, living in Pasadena California. Jane’s favorite sport is badminton, and she is a fan of Korean national team players, Kyungwon Lee and Hyojung Lee. Naturally, when South Korean played in the Women’s Doubles Final against Du Jing and Yu Yang from China on August 15, Jane turned on the TV to watch the game.

Jane thought she picked the wrong channel, when she saw two male athletes, in Chinese team uniforms, warming up in the court. She checked the TV schedule again, surely, she had the correct Channel. Then the camera turned to the other side of the court, there were her favorites, Kyungwon and Hyojing, warming up. Jane was confused. She asked his dad, Hyansun Lee, who just came into the family room.

Watching the mystery on the screen himself, Hyansun’s thoughts span fast:”Could it be the Olympics this year added a Men vs. Women game? Given all the Rights activities going on around the world, it’s not totally impossible. But there hasn’t been any news report about it.” Just then, the game commentator announced: “The Chinese ladies will serve first…” That stopped Hyansun’s thought spin, but made his head shake. But he quickly settled down, told Jane that the Chinese players were ladies, and then went to his office with an unconvinced heart.

Hyansun turned on his computer, hoping to find out the real gender of the Chinese players. Google search on the name “Yu Yang” returned 55,600 items, not a surprise given the population of China. But Hyansun was not deterred. After hours of filtering, the glaring result was in front of his eyes – ignoring the uncertain ones, 220 are male, 24 are female – Meant there is a 90% possibility that “Yu Yang” is a man.

This alone was certainly not convincing enough, so Hyansun went on to check the game statistics. As a badminton player himself, he knew there is a sharp difference of aggressiveness between male and female players (as in anything else). 55% ~ 75% of the plays by male badminton player are attacks in nature, while the same percentage range for female is defensive or neutral relay. As for Yu Wang? 62% plays were killing attempts, which put her, or rather him, squarely in the male category.

Although these results pointed to the right direction, Hyansun knew that they were inconclusive. So he emailed a help request to Don Wotjz, the famous CNM reporter in Beijing who broke the Robot Diver story. Upon receiving the email, Don carefully reviewed the video and game statistics himself. Quickly realizing this could be something big again, he went to work right away. Don contacted several people in the Chinese Athletics Organization. Everyone responded insisted that these players are female. But Don became more suspicious, because no one offered any proof, except their passports.

There was more in Don's arsenal. He had access to official records of the sport events in China. Among all the badminton games in the past three years, there is only one record showing Yu Wang won a Man’s Single champion in the Badminton Tournament in Shanghai China. No female Yu Wang winner documented at all.

Don submitted a investigation request to IOC, which was promptly denied, citing “insufficient evidence”. Don was determined not to let this serious misdeed get ignored. He informed several media that a protest would be staged. Asked in which of the three parks assigned by Beijing government for public protests, Don said, “None. We will put up signs on some tall profile buildings… You don’t get attention by obeying the law.” Which everyone knows it’s true. He promised to inform us the location in the last minute, but didn’t offer clues on how to break through security and safety lines.

Questioned about the possibility of being arrested, Don said: “Someone has to stand out and sacrifice. That’s what hero is made of… We need more protests. Ten days into the Olympic Games, the total number of protesters arrested in Beijing is fewer than the protesters arrested in DisneyLand California yesterday (32). We need to catch up.”

As for Hyanson in Pasadena, he is still waiting for the truth. He thinks his daughter deserves the truth. Indeed, 9yr old Jane deserves the truth, the kids in the world deserve the truth, the whole world deserves the truth.

- Scott Swanson, CNM (Center of News Markers)
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How old is the middle one? Take a guess? I say 13?

Close Down

I'm closing down this blogspot in a few weeks. Thank you for reading.

Quota

UiTM students protest against suggestion to open doors to non-Bumis

About 5,000 students from the Permatang Pauh campus of Universiti Teknologi Mara (UiTM) held a peaceful protest against the suggestion by Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim that the university open its doors to non-bumiputeras.

The students wore black and gathered at the campus’s field from 9am for an hour and sang the varsity’s official anthem and patriotic songs.

They dispersed after the head of the students’ representative council, Mohd Faizal Zainol, handed over a memorandum to the deputy director of the academic division, Dr Mohd Abdullah Hemdi.

Mohd Abdullah told reporters the memorandum will be handed over to the university’s vice-chancellor Prof Datuk Seri Ibrahim Abu Shah to be handed over to Abdul Khalid.

“If Abdul Khalid does not retract his statement all UiTM students will have a huge gathering in Shah Alam. We hope the issue of a non-bumiputera quota is not discussed again. We regret that Abdul Khalid has not upheld his race’s rights,” Mohd Faizol said.
Yesterday about 20,000 students from six UiTM campuses had protests. They werev at campuses at Seri Iskandar in Perak, Arau (Perlis), Bandar Jengka (Pahang), Melaka, Sungai Petani (Kedah) and Kuala Terengganu (Terengganu).

Students at the main campus at Shah Alam, Selangor and at the Machang, Kelantan campus held theirs on Wednesday.

In KUALA PILAH, 300 students of the Negeri Sembilan campus gathered in protest. A memorandum was handed over to the head of the students and alumni department, Ahmad Nawir Abu Amrin.

In KOTA KINABALU, about 2,000 students of the Sabah campus gathered in protest and also handed over a memorandum.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi had said that Abdul Khalid had no authority on the quota of UiTm students while Ibrahim said Abdul khalid’s statement implied that the university lacked in quality whereas records showed otherwise.


Source : NST Online, August 16 2008, 2:04 am
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Friday/NewsBreak/20080815144122/Article/index_html

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Now the question is, what the fuck is wrong with having non bumis in your school? I mean come on. Even the Prime Minister? Sleep forever Mr Badawi.

Anwar - The Truth

Part 1


Part 2


This is actually a 6 part documentary. You can check out all the 6 parts in Youtube by searching for 'Anwar Ibrahim - Foreign Correspondent'.

Anwar, the person we all have been waiting for. Watch this space!

I Will Lay Down My Bones Among The Rocks And Roots

The torment has ended
the beast has done his work
Great fires rage outside of this wooded sanctuary

But soon they will be quenched by a purifying rain
The embers of the ceremonial fire burn to ash

A new warmth stirs within the center of the earth
I am alone here no more

The wood is filled with the sounds of wildness
The songs of birds fill the forest on this new morning
This will be my new home
Deep within the most sacred grove
The sun god is born anew

I will lay down my bones among the rocks and roots of the deepest
hollow next to the streambed
The quiet hum of the earth's dreaming is my new song

When I awake, the world will be born anew

~I Will Lay Down My Bones Among The Rocks And Roots by Wolves In The Throne Room.

One of the best songs I've heard. Inspiring, deep meaning and also my 'partner' when I'm alone.

P.S I have the song in my Imeem playlist above if you people want to check it out.
WARNING : It's black metal.

Change our lifestyle?

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia?

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100 - this one can be reduce to RM 60
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100 - this one can be reduce to using RM 60 streamyx combo

Meals for a happy family: RM775 - this is ok
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155 - teh tarik hot RM 1.50 + roti canai RM 1, one day RM3 Max, then is RM 93
(RM5/day, RM5 .. can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400 - cant help
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 - cant help
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650 - cant help
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750 - cant help
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80 - cant help
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 - cant help
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30 - cant help
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100 -government subsidize mah , RM0
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50 - this is ok
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous:
RM100 - this is ok
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and
study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of
rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians
Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

And you say you're trying your best to help the rakyat? Hahahaha! Biggest load of shit anyone could hear. Go on, buy another new house worth millions of our money. Have more stupid competitions like Monsoon Cup worth RM 400 million.

People shouldn't be afraid of the government. The government should be afraid of the people! ~ Vendetta

Shoes

My new shoes! Fucking love it!

Argh!!

PUKIMAK!! Kanneh punya government. Now fuckers increase petrol price, tomorrow bus fare going to increase, roti canai price also gonna be increased because the van they use to transfer the flour from the factory to the shop now uses more money on the petrol since the price has increased. Fuckers! I won't be suprised if those public toilet fellows are going to charge 50 cents for us to fucking pee eventhough they have nothing to do with the petrol prices.

So hard we won the country from these bloodsuckers, and yet they can still fuck us right up from the back! Opposition do something la. Wake Badawi up from his sleep. We're not plucking money from trees man! If you increase our pay or loan for students also ok la, this one increase petrol but allowance still the same. How to survive like that? Lann la 2.70 for one liter. Increase 10 cents also so hard to pay, now you buggers increase 90 fucking cents ah?!?!

Pundek electricity want to increase 20 cents ah? Mahai!! Soon we all gonna be like Stone Age!! No electricity, no transport, hunt our own food and eat. Apocalypto style. Fuck you assholes!

Punjabi Power

The funniest punjabi clip ever in the net! Ahahahahah!!

"Meh ta pudhi ootey ja key marunga.. tusi ander ja ke motha maro!! to ehdi maar teh oh teri maarey"

HAHHAA class!

Stuck

From Johor Bahru, I accidentally took the wrong bus. Ok hear me out. Yesterday, May the 6th, I was in Johor Bahru, on the way back from Singapore. I bought ticket to Melaka from the counter for the 6pm bus. 1stly, I asked that counter girl that what platform will the bus be, because it wasn't written on the ticket. She spoke so soft that i think we need her to shout in hailer to hear her faint voice. Speak up lady. She told me the number two times, but I didn't get it. Then there was this guy who was wearing the bus company uniform. I asked him which platform, he said "Wait here I'll be right back." He lit up a cigarette, walked away to Satan knows where and didn't come back. It's like the X-files you know, people missing one by one.

Anyway so there was this bus which came right in front of me. It was the company bus. Looking at the possibilities, I was sure this was my bus. I checked the number plate. 6299, exactly like the one in the ticket. I gave the ticket to the bus driver, he looked at it and tore the resit and gave me back the ticket as usual (thats how it works here in Bolehland). So I went behind, took my seat and sat down. Being tired, I decided to sleep.

The next thing I know, I'm in Kluang. A dead town. Really dead town with only 2 burger stalls alive and everything else dead. I asked the driver, wasn't this bus to Melaka? He said no. I asked is this bus 6299? He said yeah. Then I went down only to realise that the front alphabets are different. What the fuck? It was written JHK 6299 in my ticket and its JHL 6299 on the bus. What the fuck? Why do buses have that close number plate? To confuse the passengers? To give us an IQ challenge? Assholes.

So I got down and quickly went to the Melaka counter. The last bus just left. Fuck. The next bus is at 9 am next day and its only 9 pm then. 12 hours? What the fuck shall I do? There's no motel nearby. I don't know anyone there. The only thing i have to do is Wait. Darn it. I'm stuck. So I sat down, waiting and waiting. 10 pm, 11 pm,12 pm, 1 am.. slowly waiting.

Then suddenly an Indian guy came up to me. He says he's from Singapore and stuffs. He said he got no money to eat, so I decided to check into my wallet. RM 25. Damn. I gave that guy RM 2 and asked him to eat(not the money of course, food!). He asked for RM 5. How am I suppose to give if I'm short of cash? I told him that. He went off. I was alone in the bus station. Alone.

An hour later, a malay guy came up to me. He's lost his right hand and also telling me that he's got a false leg. He told me that he was like me, he was lying down at the same bench one night, where 4 guys came up to him and robbed him. Chopped his arm off and took everything. He mentioned he lost his briefcase, his work documents, his cellphone and everything. And he's English was pretty okay. I was wondering, what was a man with a briefcase and documents doing at night at a bus station when there's no bus? Obviously he's a working man and for sure he could afford a hotel. But anyway i gave him RM 3. He didn't reject, yet he didn't accept. He said its not enough. What the fuck! I told him I only have some Singaporean coins. He said nevermind. I gave him that and I could hear him mumbling something about 'coming from Singapore but not donating enough' or some shit. I turn a deaf ear. And he's gone.

Then, the 1st Indian guy came back. Asking me for RM 1. I told him i've already given what I have and thats it. No more! If we keep giving, these guys are gonna suck us dry. I mean, he's got both hands, both legs. Why can't he work? Pfft..

Then it was 4 am. Saw a few rowdy looking guys and suddenly remember the story that man with one hand said. Scary. So decided to move around and found something better to do. Let me show you, Kluang Bus Station! Fear:

There are 3 dustbins at 1 spot. It's hard to see this kinda stuffs in Malaysia. But...
All the rubbish are outside of the dustbin. Malaysia Boleh!
Public toilet. Was in a hurry to pee.
Voila! 20 fucking cents to enter the toilet. Fuckers even making money from our golden showers. Bloodsuckers! But there wasn't anybody there so decided to sneak in.
Fucking toilets were locked. Who in the blue fuck will lock the public toilets? Its suppose to be a PUBLIC TOILET! Maybe they're scared that some scousers or Glen Johnson will break in to steal the toilet caps. Darn!
Even the ladies toilet. I know ladies have less resistivity to pee than men. I think so. Imagine a lady who just arrived and wanted to go to toilet badly. Expect her too pee in the drain like we men do? Fucktards!
And here's the racism picture of the day. It says 'Kluang's Malay Transport Co-operation LTD.' What's that suppose to mean? Only malays are allowed on the bus? Fuck me. 2 Chinese cab drivers were banned for life in Johor Bahru when they went against some racism issues and look at these fuckers! Equality hell yea! Malaysia Boleh!
And this is the bus!

So yeah I waited till 9 am and got onto my bus. The 1st thing I did when I came back was sleep like a log. Fucking tired, I've been waiting for 12 hours for this! Assholes.

Ken Lee and Payi Power!

Racism Again

What happen to our Uni? The racial card in Malaysia is never ending! Take a look above! This is a letter from University Malaya's head of Graduates to all the students (maybe certain race only). The first paragraph is okay.. Nothing much.. Wait till we get to the 2nd paragraph of this horrendous letter!

Here it is below! For those not bothered in stressing your brains too much in understanding the written malay, I'll do the translation:

Therefore, I as the Head of Graduates of University of Malaya would like to advice all our fellow graduates of University of Malaya to combine forces and prepare ourselves together with all the necessary knowledge and preparation before we continue our fight in the actual battle field. This advice implies mainly to our Malay Graduates. We must treasure the sacrifices made by our ancestors which tried so hard to ensure that Tanah Melayu ( Malay Land ) is free from the intrusion of alien races. We must not fall into the category of those who forgets their roots until they will be taken over by other races. Graduates must prove themselves that we are capable and the best choice to take over the throne of governing the country in the future. This implies with the theme of MPMUM Progressive, Dynamic, Professional. There is nothing more important that can compared to our always-sensitive and improving Graduates. I also would like to advice all Malay Graduates to prepare ourselves in facing all sorts of unpredicted challenges that may occur in near future, relating to the rise of our fellow citizens, in particular to the non-Malay races. Don't let ourselves slack and allow our "enemies under the blankets to attack us" (direct translation from the Malay idiom). Don't allow our Malaysia to fall into the hands of those who are irrelevant.

After reading this, I became truly speechless! So stunned, so shocked! Why do I feel a one sided love for my country?

Malaysia ... I love you so.. but what have you become........

Senilism at its very best

Dear Satan,
As a great admirer of yours, here i have a gift for you. I know you have been lonely for quite sometime, and i felt pity that you have to jack off alone at night. Therefore i present you, a Wife!! Behold!!!

I found this lady in my uni. She fits your criteria. Mean, ugly looking, very very high ego, like to eat children, cant accept that someone is better than her and alot more. I just can't name all her specialities because i'm gonna get a heart attack by doing that. Anyway i met this evil during my 1st semester in my uni.

We were having our MUET group discussion that time. My friends whom are also my close friends since i was 13, warned me about this evil. They say she's against Indians. Heard some big shit happened few years back. Bare it in mind that this Evil is also an Indian. So yeah back to the story, she was in the room with 4 indian guys (including me) doing our MUET discussion or test (i forgot). So we gave our points for the discussion. All of our points were spot on. But, being an itchy ass and indian hater as she is, she said none of our points are accurate.

I can bet you guys, that same points i presented, will give me an A in my exams. But no, she disagrees, especially with the points i presented. I dont know why she hates me so much. Maybe because i'm handsome or smart, i dont know. As i mentioned, she hates people who are better than her. So she started with her nagging, how we are not concentrating in class, how we are so noisy bla bla bla. I kept quite at that time because i wasn't in the mood to talk. Then she told me this heartstabbing words, "I hate to have a son like you." She told me that!

Bitch. If i knew that this evil's gonna be my mother, i'd kill myself before birth. I might drown myself in the water bag or strangle myself with the umbelical cord or something, i don't care. I mean, who the fuck are you to tell me that? When she told me that, i swear i was gonna jump on the table and give her 2 hard slaps and bring her down to earth. What she said was basicly insulting my mother. Fucking senile lady. Take care of your family, leave mine alone. Look at your sons. What faggots you made out of them.

So then everything went cool and 2 sems pass by. This sem, which is my 3rd, my group entered a drama competition and we marched to the finals. We were the very 1st Engineering group to make it to the finals of this Drama Fest. We were excited. Very excited. The group i'm with is brilliant. I've never seen such hardworking, enthusiastic and dedicated people in my 22 years of life. Kudos to you guys.

So the morning before the final, we were practising in Main Hall (where the drama is suppose to be held). As normal, we practised. Then one of our crew members saw a guy who was recording us. We went to confront the guy and told him to delete the pic. He said yeah so we was on our way back. Then that guy started provoking us, saying "You Engineering students are this and that, always complaining, not satisfied bla bla bla.." (by the way, that guy is in Law and his Law group were the favourites to win this competition. And he wasn't recording with a camera phone, it was a camcorder allright). I got pissed the way he provoked us and shouted back, "Fuck off!! Son of a cunt!" Yeah i was pissed allright.

I really didn't thought that these people were gonna go back and complain to their lecturer. I mean come on we're all teenagers, and this things happen in daily life! So yeah they complained and guess what, the lecturer is The Evil!!! That evening, while we were still practising in the hall, she came up to the stage and start firing our manager. The way she fired this poor girl was so brutal and hard, that she reminded me of Charles Manson. I thought she was gonna slaughter the girl right there on the stage with her pen. Fuck!

I couldn't take it when the Evil was firing our manager so much and didnt gave her a chance to response back, i went up the stage. I told our manager to sit and this is what happened next:

Me : Ma'am you are not suppose to do this.
Evil : Did you hear what i said?
Me : Look at her. Obviously anybody will know what you said to her.
Evil : (In her growl and eyes staring at me that looked like its gonna shoot laser through my eyeballs) GET LOST!

So thats what really happened. One of my friend pulled me down and the next thing i know, we got 2nd place in the drama. So ok everything settled and we went back home. And next morning, we met our lecturer, only to learn that The Evil has sent her an email. Damn. These evils already know how to operate the computer. So yeah she mentioned to us quite a few stuffs.

We were laughing our asses out while listening our lecturer reading us the mail! It was funnier than the Sardar Joke books! The Evil mentioned quite a lot of senilistic stuffs, such as how we were practising until 'wee' hours for the drama, how 3 big sized indian guys came up to her students and said bad words to them, how I came up to her like a thug and shouted at her eventhough she's nearly 60. Let me response to this ( i dont care if any of you cocks not gonna believe this):

Firstly, we didnt practise until the wee hours. We didnt even practise until 2 days before the final. We did our props 2 hours before the drama. Thats it. And even if we do, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT? Why can't we practise till wee hours? Does your heart stop when we practise? Does winning the competition mean so much to you? Ok go ahead. Take the trophy and the money. We're not doing this for the money. We're doing this because its fun! Thats it. And The Evil mentioned that 2 of her female students saw us practising till wee hours in front of the field. Let me tell you this, we did practise in front of the field. Until 10 pm max. If you call that wee hours, i'm Elvis Presley. 2 female students? We didnt see any 2 female students there. Maybe they are you imaginary friends? Senile old lady with 2 imaginary friends.

2nd point, 3 big sized Indian guys came up to her students. This shows how much she hates Indian guys. And her students were taken aback by what we said. AWWWWW! Such little kittens. After today, i'm gonna treat the Law students as gently as possible. They're sensitive. I promise i wont say any harsh words like 'stupid' or 'fool' towards them. I can't imagine if I call them dumbasses. They might kill themselves. The only thing i got to say here is GROW UP!

3rd point, how I came up to her like a thug and shouted at her eventhough she's nearly 60. Who in the blue fuck are you to call me a thug? You're not my mom. You're not my friend. Your just shit with flies flying around you. Thats it. It pisses me off when she mentioned my name. It burns. Shouted at you? What the fuck did i shout? "You're not suppose to do that?" Pfft. 60 years old lady? Your suppose to be supportive, not eating us up! Why? Does that bring pleasure to you? Huh? Act like a 60 year old la! You're my grandmother's age for goodness sake! Retire lah! Gonna die anytime soon! Retire la!

I cant believe that they're still such people living in the world. I thought these creatures died during the Dinosaurs age? Damn. Please retire! Please i beg you!

And also kudos to our drama group. The biggest thanks and hugs goes to our lecturer, for all her support and hardworks in guiding us into finals. I thank you all. And also the supporters!!

Fools

This is what we call preaching in Muslim. These cocksuckers, they can't stop speaking about how other religion sucks this and that. They can't see that the rempits are muslims, the ones raping their grand daughters and kids are muslims, the ones kidnapping and killing are the muslims, the one in corruptions are muslims. Whenever some muslims talks about other religions, BN together with their dogs, UMNO,MIC and MCA shuts the fuck up. Whenever some other religion talks about muslims, they will have riots and fuckers wont let us live in peace.

This post is made for real open minded people who takes this in different way rather than a fanatic one. This post is coming for an Atheist who is very much into freedom of speech and equality to all. Fuck those racist pigs. One day, one day we'll slaughter them! Long Live The Revolution. HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE!! There's no GOD, there's no religion. There's only one race, and that's the HUMAN RACE!

Barisan Nasional World Records!

Posted by labisman
Friday, 28 March 2008

THANK YOU BN. For giving us the World’s Healthiest Country. Even as the Elections Commission, your own agents, ooops ... I mean er... civil servants, admitted one week before the elections, Malaysia has more than 8,500 voters aged over 100! Dear BN, what’s your secret? Do these super-old voters drink ginseng? Tongkat Ali? Or indelible ink?

THANK YOU BN. For giving us the World’s Most Expensive Car Jack. As the Auditor General’s Report released last year showed, you used our money to buy car jacks at RM5,741 each when it costs only RM50 per piece in the hardware store. I understand that these fantastic tools can “jack up” not only cars but even Datuks all the way up to the Fourth Floor of Pak Lah’s Minister Mentor.

THANK YOU Umno. For the World’s Greatest U-Turn. Last November, when HINDRAF (HINDu Rights Action Force) Indians demonstrated in KL to protest their “marginalisation” by the Umno-controlled government, you condemned them as “ruffians” who would jeopardise social stability, tourism and foreign direct investment (FDI).

But one week after elections, Umno itself demonstrated in Penang, Ipoh and Shah Alam claiming that the new State Governments there will “marginalise” the Malays. And no doubt, they want to “promote” inter-racial harmony, social stability, tourism and FDI with slogans like: “Don’t play fire with Malay rights!” So dear Umno, why don’t you call yourselves MALRAF - MALay Rights Action Force!

THANK YOU Gerakan. For the World’s Smartest Economic Policy. As revealed by blogger (and now MP) Jeff Ooi, former Chief Minister Koh Tsu Koon used taxpayers’ money to give Motorola a RM1 billion (that’s RM1,000 million) contract, so that the American electronics company would announce (just before the elections) a RM350 million investment in Penang to “prove” that the state was still economically “competitive”. Wow, what a vote of “confidence” in Penang’s economy!

THANK YOU Umno for the World’s Greatest Irony. Last November, you accused HINDRAF of causing losses to businesses and traffic jams (when it was actually the massive police roadblocks/crackdown that caused the jams/chaos). You said such protests were “not our culture” and a “threat to national security” worthy of ISA detentions.

But now Umno’s MALRAF has shown that such protests are indeed part of Malaysian, or at least, Malay culture. And the best part was that they proved we could have peaceful demonstrations – as long as the police behave professionally. In other words, Umno’s demonstrations have truly “demonstrated” that 50 year old Malaysia is mature enough to allow people to “let off steam” by shouting and holding banners for an hour or two without incurring National Apocalypse.

And then after all that shouting and sweating, habis cerita! We Malaysians (who are so bored that we stop our cars to look at road accidents) finally get some street entertainment and after that all the crowds go for their teh tarik and roti canai. Hey, that’s good business for the mamak shops you know!

But if you ask me, the true MALRAF are the many Malays who protested against BN policies through their votes, especially in Kedah, Kelantan, Penang, Perak, Selangor and KL. Just as the majority of Chinese did an electoral CHINRAF.

So what shall we call those Umno demonstrators? How about MONEYRAF? A MONEY Rights Action Force to demand their “Malay rights” privileges to “buta gaji” contracts, projects, AP’s and share allocations so that they (and their Mak Datin wives) can continue to buy their BMW’s (and “ori-punya” Gucci handbags) while the real makciks struggle to make a living selling mee goreng at the roadside.

THANK YOU Selangor BN, for being the World’s Most Environment-Friendly Government. DAP Kampung Tunku State Assemblyman, Lau Weng San, has lodged a police report over alleged destruction of documents by the previous Selangor State Government. Pictures have appeared on the internet of files strewn all over office floors.

Perhaps they were shredding all that paper to recycle into tissue paper? To wipe away the s**t before it hits the fan when the new Menteri Besar takes over? Ah, what fragrant records they shall leave behind... how eco-friendly of them!

THANK YOU MCA. For giving us the World’s Best “Buy One Free One!” Special Offer. This means the voters can Buy Opposition and Still Get Free BN Service!

Despite Pak Lah threatening the Chinese that they would “lose representation” in the government if they voted for the Opposition, the MCA still got their four Minister’s posts in Pak Lah’s new Cabinet. Of course, these Minister-ships have little real power anyway.

For example, even though the MCA got a massive “mandate” in the 2004 elections, the MCA “Minister of Housing and Local Government” (H&LG) never had power over housing and local government. Why? Because these matters are actually (in the Constitution, no less) under the jurisdiction of State Governments! The Minister of H&LG could not appoint Majlis Perbandaran Councillors or give approvals for housing projects. In fact, he himself once complained that Local Councils were not implementing his proposals for more CCTV’s, street barriers and well-lighted pavements under the “Safe City Concept”.

As MCA president Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting said himself on March 9, the party “accepted and respected the people’s decision” and would “continue to fight” for the rights of the community and country. As The Star reported, he also urged MCA candidates with good track records “not to be affected” by their defeat and to “carry on serving” the community. One example is the hardworking MP Lee Hwa Beng, who despite being defeated by the young man who filmed the VK Lingam video, has sportingly agreed: “I will keep my service centre open.” Well done sir.

In other words, the people get the BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. We get more of an Opposition voice in Parliament and we still get the BN reps to help us with complaints of blocked longkangs, blinking street-lights and bloody road potholes. Well, how else can they hope to win back our votes in 2013?

BUT what if the new State Governments transform the Majlis Perbandaran’s to become more efficient? To do the bloody blinking jobs they were paid to do in the first place? What will happen to the MCA’s Majlis Perbandaran Liaison Officer and Petition Writer roles? Oh oh... looks like the MCA reps have to urgently reinvent and rebrand themselves.

THANK YOU Elections Commission (EC). For giving Malaysia the World’s Most Advanced Technology. Before this, we’ve only seen “tele-portation” on Star Trek – you know, like when Captain Kirk or Dr. Spock says “beam me up” and they are instantly “tele-transported” in a sort of large laser beam from some strange planet back to the mother spaceship.

But BERSIH, the elections reform group, says that you, the EC, have managed to transfer voters (possibly thousands) from Selangor to places like Kelantan and Terengganu without even their knowledge. How many of these people could actually drive five to eight hours all the way there to vote? PAS claims that at least 200 buses of “phantom voters” were brought into Terengganu and its President, Hadi Awang says police “escorted them like VIP’s”.

No wonder the cartoonist Zunar calls you, the EC, a “component party” of the Barisan Nasional. Come on... don’t so like dat-lah. I mean, congratulations on such marvellous technology and all that. But dear EC, at least you should have the basic courtesy to “tele-transport” voters only after they say “beam me up”. Not before, OK?

What’s next EC? Al Jazeera TV reported on March 9 that you could stuff 560 “registered voters” into one street of small terrace houses in Cheras, Selangor. You even had the sense of humour to stuff 26 of them into the same 1,400 sq ft house (perhaps to share the bathroom?) as the brother of Jenice Lee (now elected as DAP State Assemblywoman for Teratai, Selangor).

Now, we all know that great progress is being made in “data compression” technology. For example, we used to need two or three pieces of VCD’s for one movie whereas nowadays, you can stuff five or even more movies into just one piece of DVD. So... for 2013, I am looking forward to the EC’s “best-punya” world-class technology – to stuff 30 “registered voters” into the dog kennel behind my house!

THANK YOU MIC. For the World’s Best SMS jokes! Allow me to jazz them up.

“Hi. My friend is looking for a job. Construction background. His education not that strong. But can “kau tim” things. Any buildings collapse, he will say Act of God. He was with Malaysian Govt past 30 years. Last job: Works Minister. His name is Samy Vellu. Please help him to get at least toll gate collector job. Thanks.”

And you probably also heard the “latest news” that Samy Vellu is now a film producer in Bolehwood? His first movie will be Kuch Kuch Kalah Hai starring Mydin Khan, Sharizat Rai, Kayveas Kapoor, Koh Tsu Khan and Khir Tempe Blachan. Special guest appearances by Khairy Kumar and Bobby Badawi.

And lastly, there was this: Breaking news! Samy Vellu is very angry and will leave MIC to form a new political party for Indians called Parti Untuk Kaum India MAlaysia - PUKIMA.

And You Fucking Rempits

It's a girl by the way. This video contain graphics not suitable for people who hasn't seen blood and gore in a while. Please consider this warning.

Movies

Allright here are my top 3 actors and other movies that i really love and their movies that you guys should watch. Higly recommended.

Actors
1) Daniel Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis is one of the best actors of his generation. If any of you watch his movie, u'll know why i rate him as the best actor ever! There's nobody who is as passionate and dedicated as him.

Movies recommended:

There Will be Blood : 1st class movie about an 'Oilman' whose greed and envy turn him over! I rate this movie 9/10.

Last of the Mohicans : Another 1st class movie and this has been one of my favourite since 1st time watching it. It's about the mohicans tribe and the last of them. I rate this 9.5/10

My Left Foot : One of the few movies that brought him to fame. This is a must watch movie. Set in Dublin during the 80's, it tells the story of Christy Brown, an Irishman born with cerebral palsy, who could only move his left foot. I rate this movie 9.5/10

In The Name of the Father: I haven't watch this movie yet but will soon. Daniel played Gerry Conlon, one of the Guildford Four who were wrongfully convicted of a bombing carried out by the Provisional IRA.

Gangs of New York : Awesome stuff from Daniel in this movie. He played as the villain gang leader "Bill the Butcher" (who, ironically, has a pure hatred for Ireland and the Irish people). I rate this movie 9/10. (also starting, Leonardo di Caprio)

The Ballad of Jack and Rose : I haven't watch this either. Daniel played a dying man with regrets over how his life had evolved and over how he had raised his teenage daughter. Movie is directed by his wife, Rebecca Miller.

2) Jack Nicholson
Jack is one hell of an actor that we can't get the best out of him yet. He's one of the most influental and experienced man in this business. The best movies he's done are :

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest : Awesome, freakingly awesome and touching movie. Full of emotions and freedom in this movie. It's seriously worth a view. My rating 9.5/10

A Few Good Men : Also starting, Tom Cruise. About a navy-law movie. I've watched this once and am gonna watch it again. Go get it! My rating 8/10

As Good As It Gets : Ahhh. Trust me or not, i've been watching this movie every weekend since i've got it. More towards a romantic comedy-drama, not thriller nor action. And not those overated-teenage-romantic-comedy. Rating 9/10. (also starting, Helen Hunt)

The Departed : A very good thriller and mafia kinda movie. Jack plays as Frank Costello, a sadistic Boston Irish Mob boss presiding over Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio. Full of exciting twist and turns. Rating 9/10.

3) Denzel Washington
Denzel!! The very awesome and passionate profesional in movies! Movies such as :

Malcolm X : I've never watched this movie yet, but Martin Scorsese(director of The Departed) called the movie one of the ten best films made during the 1990s. Can't wait to watch this.

The Hurricane : Denzel showed his class in this touching movie about a soldier-cum-boxer who is wrongly convicted of 3 murders and serving 3 life sentences. Rating 9.5/10

Remember the Titans : Movie about a coach of a football team in States during the time where them whites were hating them blacks. Rating 8.5/10

Training Day : Aha! This is the movie that won Denzel the Best Actor award in the Oscar. He played a villainous character after many roles as a heroic lead. Rating 9/10. (also starting, Ethan Hawke)

A few other movies about Denzel you guys should get a grip on are John Q, Manchurian Candidate (i love this movie), Man on Fire, Inside Man and also American Gangster. Ratings for all, 9/10

Other Movies :

Here are the other movies from different actors that you guys should really watch.

1) Lord Of the Rings : I believe i don't have to describe this movie more. Rating 8.5/10

2) Motorcycle Diaries : A movie-documentary of the legend himself, Ernesto che Guevara. I recommend you guys to watch this and read his books. Rating 9.5/10

3) House of Sand and Fog : I bet not many of you heard of this Sir Ben Kingsley's classic. Its a good drama, highly emotional and worth a watch. Rating 9/10

4) Apocalypto : A typical Mel Gibson movie with yet the same energy as Braveheart. Awesome stuff about the Mayan tribe. Rating 9/10

5) Runaway Train : This 80's movie is one very simple movie, yet its good. I don't think it had high ratings and stuffs, but its worth it seriously. Rating 8/10

6) Hitler : A real life story of Adolf Hitler himself. Great movie. Eventhough some of you hates this guy, but its good to watch this movie so that you'd know who he was before he became one of the greatest forces ever seen. Rating 9/10.

7) Snatch : An English movie directed by Guy Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino. Awesome stuffs about some diamond scandal. Rated 9/10. (starting Jason Statham)

8) Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels : Another Guy Ritchie movie based in England. Got to do with some guys losing bets and how they bust their asses finding money to pay back. Rating 8.5/10 (Also starting Jason Statham)

9) Schindler's List : One of the few Steven Spielberg's movie (apart from Saving Private Ryan) that won him numerous awards. This movie is about a German trying to save the Jews getting exterminated under Hitler's Regime. Rating 9/10

10) Reservoir Dogs (9/10) and also Pulp Fiction (9.5/10): Awesome movies by Quentin Tarantino! Reservoir Dogs are acted by Harvey Keitel (one of my fav), Tim Roth and many others. Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta and Uma Thurman started in Pulp Fiction. Really worth a look!


And finally, i would like to show you guys, one scene of The Last of The Mohicans. Have fun!

Fucking sluts they are

Well this thing happened in Singapore. My girlfriend went to the temple for prayers and stuff. Then during the meal time she sat with some girls ( i didn't get their name and neither did she, but if i did, i'd post their name here for sure). So they were talking about their life and stuff and they asked my girlfriend about her love life.

Even before she could speak, some bitch in the crowd interupted by saying , "Yeah her boyfriend is desperate and so is she. He viewed my friendster profile and sent me comments and stuff. And furthermore, she's so desperate that she falls for a fat guy like him."

Well bitches let me tell you something and i fucking hope you girls are reading this. First of all, i'm not a despo like you girls. I might viewed your profile and sent you comments, but what does that mean bitch? N.O.T.H.I.N.G. It doesn't mean a shit. Not even half a shit. It doesn't mean that if i comment on your profile, is because i'm desperate. How fucking stupid are you?

And my girlfriend's desperate? First of all, do you girls know what is desperate? Desperate is when you fuck another guy just to make your boyfriend jealous (and i know one of you did that). Desperate is when you go out of temple and have glass of vodka and come back in again (yeah i know one of you did that too). Desperate is when you sit there in temple and bitch and bitch and bitch about other people (and i know lots of you who do that).

You girls are fucking kids. What age are you? 15? 16? You girls sound like you're in a need of sex. Well i hope you get it and when you get your tummy swollen, i'll be there and fucking laugh my ass out at you. And i'll say "Fuck you bitch. Karma has bitten your ass pretty good".

Now i'm telling you girls something and i hope you are reading this. If i get to know you girls talk about us anymore, i'm gonna come over there and slap the shit out of your skinny faces. Go study you're suppose to do that, not sit there and bitch and bitch and bitch. Fuck i really wish your parents will have a little bit of intelligence in them so they realise how shitty you girls are. Oh yeah, did i tell you readers that the girl who fucked another guy to make her boyfriend jealous and the girl who took a sip of vodka are really happy and very proud of what they have done? HAHA-Fucking-HA. Yeah. Be proud. Be-come Sluts!

I swear i'm gonna catch this bitches and slap the fuck out of them. Damn, it feels so good writing about this people. Its even better if they read this, but hey! Fuck you girls. And sexy, i love you to bits. Hehe. ;-)

Open Letter To The New Cabinet : Leave Now

Posted by Malaysia Today
Friday, 21 March 2008
By Little Bird
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The shit has started hitting the fan. Just received an SMS that an SUPP MP in Serian, Sarawak has quit the BN and may join PKR. Double checked and found out that the Serian MP is a 'problem fellow' but cannot confirm the rumour.

If true this could be the first of the defections in East Malaysia that everyone is talking about. At this point in time we will not question their motives or what 'attracted' them but this looks like the death knell for the BN. If Idiot is still Prime Minister tomorrow, it will only get worse.

Received another SMS that the new Selangor State Government has discovered files which indicate that the Toyol fellow had acquired previously TOL land in Kajang for RM2.00 psf and then made the PKNS buy it back from him (through proxies lah of course) at RM22 psf.

The Toyol fellow made RM59.0 million from this curi duit case alone and even gave the Kajang EXCOs seven figure handshakes for helping him in this dastardly deed. I hope the new MB digs up all the shit and really throws these morons into jail.

Oops, just received yet another SMS. The S-I-L is still monkeying around with Idiot. The MP from Sabah who turned down the Deputy Minister's post said the Khairy boys offered him a Ministership post just before he resigned. Oh well. It was too late. Orang sudah fed up.

This morning there was a Police chopper called in to check out some Maulud Nabi gathering where the King was supposed to be in attendance. Some disgruntled UMNO boys wanted to hand over another petition to the King asking him to fire Idiot. These are all rumours flying around.

Also heard a rumour that the Deputy health Minister (some doctor fellow) may be quitting the Cabinet too.

Then sources close to the UMNO gods say that so far 68 bahagian have already indicated positively that they will nominate Tengku Razaleigh for presiden parti. Najib is NOT in this picture. There is a movement to start this landslide rolling from April onwards. What does that mean ? Use your otak lah. Orang Melayu pun mesti ada otak kan? But that is an august story for the month of August, correct? Correct, correct, correct.

So here is my advice to the new Cabinet. Leave now. Resign and go away quietly, including Dato Najib. If you don't leave now here is my assessment of what will happen.

1. If the defections in East Malaysia gain momentum, then there is nothing more to say. UMNO and BN are finished.

2. Idiot will have to resign, sooner or later. When he resigns (NOT if but when, ok) you will all go down in history as the shortest serving Cabinet in Malaysia. No one else will want to be associated with you anymore.

If Najib is still around and he takes over, he will empty the Cabinet of all the unwanted riff raff. All the Khairy cronies will go, the idiots will go too and those who cannot speaka de Inglish will all be gone. So the smart money says go and pay your respects to Najib and then just resign. That way you can claim that your resignation helped to expedite Idiot's exit. Then maybe, if Najib survives all this, he may give you a chance to get back into Cabinet. Which will also end in disaster anyway. Whichever way you go, you are all screwed.

3. Then there is the Tengku Razaleigh factor. There is strong undercurrent that Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah will have solid support this time around. The party members will also most likely push for an early Assembly and Election. They will kick Idiot out onto the streets. When this happens, Ku Li will sweep the slate clean. All of you idiots will have to go. Ku Li appears to be the best bet for the UMNO boys at this point in time. He comes with no baggage and no scandals. At 71 years of age Ku Li also does not present any real dynastic threats to the future of UMNO or the nation. Hence Raja Petra Kamarudin is also rooting for Tengku Razaleigh.

And what will Tengku Razaleigh do? He will set things in order and then call a snap election. More than half the BN candidates in the snap elections will be new faces. Ku Li will promise real reforms in UMNO and the BN and the country. The PM may be restricted to two terms, the UMNO president may be restricted to two terms, the ketua bahagian will be restricted to two terms etc. The disgruntled Malays and maybe even the Chinese and Indians will rally around Ku Li. It may be a new beginning for the country again. This is a real possibility.

And what will S-I-L do? He has a RM500 million war chest which he will use to buy out the bahagian which support Ku Li. He also has the Perkida gangsters who threatened the Mukhriz boys in Sungei Petani recently. They can all be easily thwarted if the bahagian have their pencalonan all on the same day. The S-I-L will also suffer a more terrible fate. It is better for him to leave the country as soon as possible. He can leave behind the porpoise look alike wife.

But in all three scenarios the Idiot leaves the scene. So Tan Sri dan Dato-Dato Ahli Cabinet, make things easy for the country and for all of us, including you. Resign now. Quit now. Leave now. Let Idiot hang by himself. Otherwise if you still hang around him, you are all going to hang together with Idiot. Then no one can save you.

Wahai Menteri-Menteri yang saya sangat susah nak kasihi buat masa ini, listen to the Blogs Jangan jadi bodoh lagi ! Instead of calling bloggers bored housewives and other stupid stuff like that, if you had only listened to us Bloggers you would not be in such deep shit. So listen to the Blogs.

The Perdana Menteri, Dato Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is going down. Down, down, down. If you stick around with him, he will take you down with him. You will all also go down, down, down.

This is Awesome

Champions league quartefinals!!

Arsenal vs Liverpool
Man Utd vs AS Roma
Chelsea vs Fenerbahce
Schalke 04 vs FC Barcelona

Damn! Never asked for a better draw. This would be interesting, win or lost! And fuck that again, Man Utd and Chelsea with easier draws, as always. Anyway winner of Arsenal vs Liverpool will meet winner of Chelsea vs Fenerbahce. 1st leg on 1st April and 2nd leg on 8th April. Between that game, we have Liverpool again for Premier League!! And another best part is, we're having Man Utd either before or after that games (i'm not sure) and also Everton!! Awesomeness never been this good! Bring on the Scousers!!

A good laugh for everybody

Before and After Election

HINDRAF

The Man who will save the Country!

Post by Gavin Tagg on the Facebook Arsenal Forum

Taylor's previous good record as a player, and the fact that it was Eduardo (as opposed to Rooney, Gerrard or Owen) who was the victim, seems to have completely blinded many people to a couple of realities. Namely:

Teams are definitely instructed by their managers that Arsenal don't like it up 'em, so go in early and go in hard lads - the ref will always let you off in the first 10 minutes with a warning before brandishing yellow cards. As a result of this thuggish tactical outlook, Eduardo might never play again. The hell with ifs and buts.

There is no plea in mitigation possible or necessary when you get a tackle like this. Saying that a player is too dopey to be fooled by a bit of speed (what, is Eduardo suddenly Superman, faster than a speeding bullet?) makes an absolute nonsense of what happened. Ditto the fact that Eduardo's studs happened to be firsnly in the turf at the time of impact. You can't blame a player for being nippy or for planting his foot when he runs. What you can blame is the carelessless and needlessness of a tackle which may well have snuffed out one of the most promising lights of the Premiership. As a Premiership player, Taylor knows that it his his duty to pull out of tackles that are shin-high that might possible end up causing serious injury; you have to be professioanl enough to realise that, at this level, pace of your opponent is a very real possibility. "Dangerous" is just as bad as "malicious". I don't think Taylor needs nor wants a hiding place - he has to live with this now, and the stigma attached to him is considerable.

The result? Racism is definitely alive and well in football. If it had been a Croatian centre back snapping Rooney's leg in half, regardless of whether such Croatian had a previously good disciplinary record and expressed immediate remorse and contrition afterwards, the whole country would be up in arms, the papers would be showing a picture of the Croatian centre back on the back pages with a bulls-eye on his forehead and publishing his mobile number for people to leave hate messages, and so on. The player would be booed with his every touch in every match thereafter, have coins flung at him from the terraces at every away game, and eventually hounded out of the Premiership.

As it is, we have a good old honest English centre back with a good old honest English name, clumsy but well-meaning - snapping the first-choice Croatian striker's leg in half. Hey, let's not get all angry, say the papers - there was no malice, clearly, it was careless not intentional. Not his fault if this nippy johnny foreigner fooled him, eh? Someone buy him a pint and tell him not to be too upset, these things happen in football.

Wenger deserves a lot of credit. He was quite rightly livid at what happened - time and time again, he has said that teams are told to go in hard on his players, and it is only a matter of time before disaster happens - lo and behold, it has happened - why shouldn't he be furious? What is he, some sort of robot that is expected to process every piece of information before engaging with the media? His comments about Taylor being banned for life were wrong, and once he had calmed down he had the good grace to say exactly that. Showing that not only does he have passion and emotion, he also has those rare gifts of humility and self-analysis - things that SAF does not exactly have in spades.

I am getting seriously annoyed with all those short-sighted tossers out there who latched onto what Gallas did at the end of the match and use this as an excuse to pontificate about how petulance should not be part of a captain's make-up. It started with Richard Keys on Sky - however, in football terms he is a buffoon whose football 'education' was learnt opposite Anne Diamond on TV-AM. To see some so-called respectable football journalists not see the bigger picture is truly amazing. Do any of them actually think that Gallas' sit-in was solely because we just dropped 2 points due to a penalty that shouldn't have been awarded? Have we ever seen Gallas do that before? Or did something happen in the previous 90 mins that might just have made a win extremely, and emotionally important for Gallas and his team mates? Like, for example, winning the match for the honour of their stricken team mate? Did the fact that tears were running down his cheeks not give any of you supposedly clever football writers any clue of what was happening? He's not a robot either. I would only have been anoyed with him if he has broken his foot on those advertising hoardings. Get out of your ivory towers, you numpties, and see the bigger picture - that's what the national papers pay you to do.


Eduardo Da Silva Broken Leg - A funny movie is a click away

P.S for link to that Arsenal Forum on Facebook, here it is : http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=5002201993957&topic=692. And you have to add that application to view it.

And to all those motherfucking cunts who think that Martin Taylor is innocent, go fuck yourself. Watch the video and go fuck yourself again.

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Another clip where malay bitches fighting for dick.. i'm serious thats what they fighting about!

This is what we call pure Stupidity

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8jb0P24m7IY
and another one here.. some stupid malay chicks with their 'tudungs' fighting on the street after school and the boys sit down under the tree and cheer them like monkeys! Malays will never change. Stupid assholes..

Filthy Bastard

Nuff said!

Dumb

Recently me and my family went to a wedding in Sungkai. Its a place around 1 and a half hour from my place ( approximately 100-150 km). So had fun and stuff in the dinner. We decided to come back at the same day and it was already 11.30 so we made a move.

Just when we entered the highway, there was a road block. You see Malaysia's Transportation Deparment is soo stupid. 1stly they build the highway for people to reach destination faster. And then they have this stupid roadblocks. Anyway, so we were stopped by this policeman at the roadblock. My dad stopped the car at the side of the road and the policeman came. He asked for the license and identity card. Then he said that " Sir you were caught driving over the limit at Behrang."

Let me elaborate here. Sungkai is about 100 km south from my place. Meanwhile, Behrang, is about 250 km south from my place. How could we be speeding in Behrang while we just came out of Sungkai? You get me?? Let me put in a proper sentence. How could we be speeding at places we didnt go? My dad explained that we just came out of Sungkai and how could their camera caught us speeding in Behrang? Then the policeman said that he'll check and let us know. We drove off.

Dirty bastards. Try to take bribe from the public. The bribery in Malaysia is fucking high. Everybody is taking bribe. From the politicians to teachers. Everybody. We are hoping for protection from the police and instead of protecting us, they 'eat' us. Whats happening?

Police in Malaysia is fucked up, to be honest. Look at the Hindraf thingy that happened recently.
Ok so its the Federal Reserve Unit, but its still under one department right? They locked the indians in Batu Caves temple and start shooting tear gas at them. Why? What could some locked up people do to heavy equiped policemen? Scratch their balls out and eat their brains? They cant even move, for fucks sake. The indians only did a peace rally and thats it. BAM! 4 lawyers sent to the Internal Security Act, around 36 participants of the rally were charged for murder attempts at that night and thousands more locked up in their own temple at 3 am.

And yeah as i said earlier, this country is fucking racist. They did all those things to the Hindraf supporters, but what did they do to Khairy Jamaluddin?? That guy shouted stupid slogans when Condolenzza Rice ( sorry if i got her name spelling wrong) came to Malaysia, wants to meet her and stuff. His rally was more violent. They even tried to push themselves to meet Rice. What did the police or goverment do? Nothing.

Fuck you racist bastards. You people are gonna rot in hell with Satan's hot dick in your racist butt!! Fuck off!! Hail Satan!! Freedom of speech my balls!!

Economics

Simple economics model :


SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they receive a cow.

UMNOPUTRAISM : The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.

MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION : You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them (HAHAHAHAHA)

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

IRISH CORPORATION: You have two cows...or is it three? What matters? Aren't you well off to have even one ?

Easy to understand and good economics modelling.....

Nuff said