Where i spit truth, made of fire.....
Thursday, May 24, 2007
So i am here.. I read some good bulletin post that i wish to share with you people. It's about Uniten (University Tenaga Nasional).. So enjoy it.
1)Tuiton fees Foundation
2005 - RM 5000
2006 - RM 8000
2007 - RM 10000
2008 - RM (MATF133 STUDENTS WILL KNOW)
2011 - RM UNITEN FOUNDATION = RM
CAMBRIDGE A LEVELS
2) KMC AND LIBRARY FEES : RM 170
PRINTER IS A JAPANESSE ERA PRINTER,
NO COLOR PRINTER,
NO FLASH = NO YOUTUBE,
WORLD CLASS, NO ISSUES, HAPPY :)
1) BUS SERVICE
A) NEVER ON TIME
B) MOVES AT 10 kMh
C) SATURDAY N SUNDAY, 4GET IT LA,
WAIT TILL MONDAY FOR THE BUS
D) NO SHUTTLE FOR SERDANG
( MILLIONAIRES STUDY IN UNITEN,
CAN AFFORD RM10 ON CAB )
E) ONE VAN TO SERDANG EVERY EVENING,
FILLED WITH STAFF, MUST PAY RM1.50
AT KEWANGAN AND GET TICKET
A) DISPENSARI - GREAT H.A
( ONLY MORNING CAN FALL SICK,
YOU SICK AT NIGHT, EVENING, OR
AFTERNOON, WAIT TILL TOMORROW
MORNING OR DIE WAITING, VERY
BENEFICIAL FOR FAKE MC FOR ALL
SLEEPY HEADS MISS 8 AM CLASS )
B) ASIA ASISTANCE - ALL YOUR FINALS
EXAM PAPER WILL NOT BE SAME
TO THE AMOUNT OF FORMS YOU MUST
FILL TO CLAIM INSURANCE YOU PAID
3) AMANAH (Hostels for male)
a) RENT INCREASE FROM RM 170 TO
b) GUARD HAVE THE 'ANGKAT TANGAN'
C) YOU DON WANA KNOE HOW MANY
UNITEN FEMALE ARE EXTREMELY
FAMILIAR WITH AMANAH
d) WE DON EVEN HAVE A DAMN
TELEVISION SET, LET ALONE ASTRO
e) 5 BADMINTON COURTS FOR >2000
RENTAL PAYING STUDENTS
f) BUY STICKERS FOR YOUR CARS SO
AMANAH CAN GET RICHER
g) IF YOU DON, FINE RM 50, AMANAH
GET EVEN MORE RICHER
h) BUS STOP LEAKING
i) FIRE HOSE NEAR BUS STOP ONLY
LEFT WITH THE BOX
j) RESIDENT GET RESERVED PARKING,
BUT, IF YOUR KEY LOST, WAIT FOR
THE RIGHT TIME TO GET IT BACK.
k) ARE RESIDENTS PAYING THEIR RENT?
l) PAY FOR INTERNET,
CANNOT USE SWITCHER.
1970'S TECHNOLOGY : OHP
: PROJECTOR ONLY
( YOU HAVE NO
IDEA OF HOW OLD
5) GYM : ITS PROBABLY ADVANCED HIGH
TECHNOLOGY FOR FRED AND BARNEY
6) HOCKEY FIELD : NO TURF?
EVEN KUiTHO GOT TURF
7) STUDENTS REPRESENTATIVE COUNCIL :
IS THERE ONE?
a) PRESIDENT IN MUADZAM, VICE IN
BANGI, SECRETARY IN MUADZAM.
b) HOW THE HECK ON EARTH DO WE
UNITE AND FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT?
c) HALF OF UNITEN DIDNT VOTE
d) WINNER WITH THE HIGHEST VOTE
ISN'T EVEN NO 1 OR NO 2 IN MPP.
WELL I GUESS SOMEONE HAD TO SPEAK OUT,
THIS TIME IT WAS ME.
31 AUGUST 1957 IS MALAYSIA'S
INDEPENDENCE DAY, AFTER 450 YEARS OF
TOLLERATING INJUSTICE AND
DISCRIMINATION AND UNJUST TREATMENT IS
ALSO A KIND OF COLONIZATION. FREE
YOURSELF, SPEAK UP!
THE ONE N ONLY
So i hope you people got what he meant up there. Any comments??
Sunday, May 20, 2007
1) X-Men : X-Men is one of the shittiest movies ever. I find the movie boring and ridiculous. All these superhero movies really piss me off. And the best part, Halle Berry is acting as Storm and Cyclops has a girlfriend (i dont know what's her name, must be shitty though) and there is the word 'men' as the title of the movie?? Damn
2) Spiderman: I rather hit the wall with my head than watching Spiderman. Damn i hate the show like hell!! I can't take it when the pussy-faced Peter Parker swings around the city and saves people. I mean, whats the use of the cops and firemen if there is Spiderman?? And they way he's trying to hide his supernatural personality really sucks!! I mean, why hide??
3) Superman: Man Of Stell, my ass!! Superman is a total bullshit. The only thing that can kill him is the stupid green coloured stone named Krypton i think, anyway who cares. And yeah, Superman doesn't know how to dress up!! Really!! He wears his underwear outside!! Damn. Strong but silly.
In few words, i hate Marvel Comics!! Simple as that!!
1) Linkin Park: Linkin Park is the shitties group ever to be established. Their songs have no meaning and it's a total disgrace to the music industry. I hate the guy, the blondie. I think his name is Chester. What a pussy name for a pussy guy. Every Linkin Park fan should be shot. Twice.
2) Jay Sean: "Ladies and gentlemen. Let me proudly present to you the pride of Indian music, Jay Sean!!" If i ever hear that sentence been announced in any radio channel, i will burn the stupid radio station down. Jay Sean is basicly a waste of time, money and energy. His songs makes me want to puke. Damn. Pride of Indian music, my ass!! His songs are so soft to be the pride of indian music. I think he is not he, he is she!! I'll be damn if i hear Jay Sean again on radio.
3) Simple Plan: Noooooo!!! Not another teenage band!! Damn. They are screwing the world nowadays. One of Simple Plan fan,which is my schoolmate, said that Simple Plan's lyrics are very powerful. Ok let me show you people a part of the 'powerful' lyrics.
I woke up it was 7
Waited till 11
just to figure out that no one would call
I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own
and here it goes
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
having more fun than me
Song name: I'm just a kid Album: No pads no helmets just balls
What is so powerful about that lyric up there? He's trying to explain that he doesn't get much attention from his friends at night, and he jus sits there on his bed and cries. Come one!! He's just a kid. Like all the simple plan fans.~21,988 people bought me Simple Plan's cd and didnt know that i melted the cd to make new cds so that i can copy some other usefull stuffs in it.
So here I am. "Belilah barangan buatan Malaysia." I am so damn bored with this stupid fucking slogan. It gets into my nerve sometimes. There are few reasons for me to get bored with this stupid fucking slogan.
1) To all the Menteri-Menteri Besar, The Datoks,The Datins and all those kinda 'high-class' people. This one is for you. You are the people who are encouraging us to buy Malaysian stuffs. But look at you. The cars you drive, they are not Malaysian made. The shoes you wear, they are not BATA. The meals you eat, they aren't roti canai. The mobile phones you use, they aren't the M-Mobile. And you expect us to use Malaysian made stuffs?? God bless you. We can't clap with one hand , can we??
2) The other reason why I am bored with that stupid fucking slogan is because we never will reach the level to use these things. For example, M-Mobile?? What a fucking piece of crap. Who the hell will buy that mobile phone in the 1st place? It doesn't have bluetooth, only in polyphonic tone and the design is shitty. And take a look at the Gen-2 or Kancil. I mean it's good to have our own national car, but make sure it's a car la. These vehicles are more fragile than a Milo tin.
3) The prices of these things are too damn high. It's better we chip in a little bit of extra money and buy better imported stuffs. And some of us will rather buy cheaper imported stuffs. For example, me. I would rather buy a Nokia 3315 rather than the fucking Mawi-Mobile ( that's what i heard it's name is). The price of Nokia 3315 : RM 200.... The price of M-Mobile : Rm 500 +... Somethings in life is priceless, but for everything else, there's Mastercard.
So now we all know why these slogan is so boring and shitty. If you want to sell Malaysian made stuffs, please make sure the quality is worth the money.
~Mawi Mobile my ass... Take a load on this Mawi guy, ladies and gentlemen.. haha~
Yea i'm back again. And i have more to complain as usual. Well that's just me. To people who don't agree on whatever i write, piss off.
Today's topic is, well the topic is up there. "You think you're cool??" I decided to write about this because i got fucking pissed with people who think that they are cool.
1) People who type certain words cooly. Such as 'tyme' for 'time', 'cum' for 'come', and hell, 'thnks' for 'thanks'. What the heck is wrong with you people? Tyme?? Yo! What's the difference?? The 'y' make you sound cool??? More like a fool to me. Why don't implement proper spelling whenever you type or write?? Spelling is as important to me, as being cool is important to you. God damn kids grow up!! Thnks??? Whats the hurry kids? Why don't just put an 'a' there? Lazy? Stupid.
2) By listening to funky hip hop tunes doesn't make you special. By wearing T-shirts like "Superman" , "Fubu" or "Meet The Fuckers" doesn't mean that you're one in a million. It's just a fucking attire. That's all. No one cares what you wear though. It doesn't matter. Does it mean you have to go party ONLY with baggies and Fubu?? No. Nobody cares about you.
3) The slang part. I have a friend. After got kicked from every colleges he joined ( 4 i think), his father decided to send him to New Zealand. Bad mistake. He forgot what was his nationality, and by staying there for a few weeks, he decided to become a Kiwi. "My friends are making a partayyy, y'all". What the fuck does that mean?? For me, it means that your simply a worthless wannabe. You're born here and bred here. But by spending few weeks in NZ, you think you're white. Damn. Lucky thing your father didn't send you to Zimbabwe.
4) You think you are cool when you have earings and those hanky-panky accessories which are useless?? You wear black rubber bangles ( which i dont know what the fuck for) and when someone asks you to wear our own steel bangle, you turn a deaf ear. Hipocrytes.
5) You might be able to get some chicks in the club by showing off your accessories and ur capability of drinking, but in my view, you aint worth a shit. You don't deserve anything better than a drunk and desperate chick whose looking for one night stand. No, i'm not simply spitting words out, i'm spitting facts and i know quite a bunch of these women. And when you're satisfied, the next month you will be shocked of news that you're infected HIV positive. I heard about few people with that cases. So i conclude here that you're not only not cool, not worth a shit, but you're also stupid. That you don't realise of a creation made from rubber. Assholes. Should have gone back and used your hand right, pricks???
We have alot of people here in Penang, who thinks that i'm acting cool when i went to KL to study. Well i have no say. It's your brain, its your way of thinking. God gave you brains to think, to live and to feed your family. Instead, you're too busy thinking about me. God bless you.
Well since people have been bitching behind my back, i've decided to do the same. Seriously telling, i really don't know why people are talking behind me since i've got expelled from UNITEN. No, wait. Expelled is not a suitable word to be used here. KICKED it is. For these people here, they think that going to KL is like a sin. They will be trying to collect informations about me, about what shits i've been doing in KL, while they can't see their child roaming on the street. And when they got the news that i wasn't doing well, numerous bullshits came up. I wasn't studying, playing the fool bla bla bla. These things are being said by the people who are close to my family. Can't believe it, right?
Anyway i am not going to bother about them anymore. For me, this failure is like a stepping stone for me. Thomas Alva Edison failed 1999 times while creating a lightbulb. But he said, i didnt failed 1999 times, i've found 1999 ways how not to light up the bulb. Thats been my inspiration all the while. And look at him, by failing 1999 times, he created one of the most important things in our life.
I'll be a successful man one day, that's for sure. And i know that you might think i'm proud of myself and stuffs, but then i dare to say that these Butterworth community will follow my lead. One day.
~ The Butterworth community i've mentioned above, are the Punjabi community in Butterworth~
Saturday, May 19, 2007
I'm too drunk today to update my blog... Anyway here i am... This blog is dedicated to the TTDI tigers and their Lioness (who is also my sifu) hehe... Anyway i just wanna say, Jamaluddin Jarjis is a one minded son of a bitch... Racist asshole..
Click here if you want to know what i am typing about.
And here if you want to know why he is considered Malaysian's Asshole.
He deserve that.. That guy is a simple pain in the ass... How can one say something like that to a girl whose studying in the US, shining the name of our country?? Did you people know, citizens in US know where is Thailand and Singapore, but they don't know what the fuck is in between them... Shall we draw our country bigger in the maps for them?? Isn't it enough that it look like a dick already in the world map??
Then why the fuck you have to be racist, Jamaludin? How can you do that?? The poor little girl deserves credits for what she have gone through. Its not easy for an Indian girl to get a chance to continue her studies in the US, since your country has been applying stupid quota to all those students. Do you know how many bright students are left out because of this stupid quota?? And this is one of the reasons why they are involved in immoral activities such as doing a crime. Heartbroken, tired and gaven up. And you blame these poor kids for those crime?? Realise already dickheads.
I don't tend to be rasict but Jamaludin tested my patience. I mean, how can u do that bitch? Say those words to a poor girl whose been carrying the nations name, without considering her race and religion?? She's studying there as a Malaysian. Not Indian or Hindu. If you wanna tell her those things, at least help your own race 1st. Rempits, grandfathers raping young grand daughters and stupid rules set up in Terrenganu, Kelantan and Pahang are all set up by your own race. How can a male dance with another male in a club??? Ain't that stupid?? Open up your mind. How much can you restrict them?? The more you restrict them, the more they will do it. Trust me.
Fuck this shit. I hope someone powerfull enough will realise it and stand up against these assholes.. Argh.. Stupid. Bersatu padu, bercerai roboh my ass. This country is doomed. Thanks to those rubber and kelapa sawit, our country is surviving through shits. Look around. What else can this country produce?
1) Cars? : No way. Even milo tins are more stronger than these cars.
2) Engineers?: No way. Since the quota started, no fucking way!!
3) Football?? : HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Big fucking joke.. Want to play against Man Utd?? Come one. Realise. The stadium will be full of Man Utd fans. I don't mind we lose, but at least support our football. Not the foreigners. But wait, Wayne Rooney has longer dick than all our players combined.. So who shall we support? Wayne Fucking Rooney of course! And yeah not to mention, our football is the shitiest thing on earth. Fuck up fields, fuck up managers and fuck up players. Even in national team they have quota. Bitch.
So as we see, our country can't do shit. We better repair it or get the fuck out of here. Simple as that. I hope this blog will open up the eyes of all those readers. Wake up already. Don't have to support our football team, but at least, get the fuck out of here. This country is gonna eat you alive, trust me. I don't wanna be racist here, but hey, i do spit fire don't I?
Comments please.. And gimme ideas allrite people. Thanks. And yea, i'm a full time death metal listener. Rotting Christ is a superb band.. Keravnos Kyvernitos is a fucking good song.. Youtube it!!
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
1) Stupid pathetic losers in friendster.
-They post stupid useless bulletins. Like "if u dun repost this in 2 minutes, there will be a girl with a knife beside ur bed at sharp 3.33 am" or surveys like "what do u love most: i love my teddy!! muaxxx". Ain't that a loser? And some try to act smart, by copy pasting the same shit from another website. That's lame. It shows how uncreative you are when it comes to expressing your ideas to people.
2) I fucking hate posers!
- Kids. These guys are around 18-20 years old. They think that they are cool. Wearing some basketball team jersey (which of course they never heard before) to wedding function? Ain't that stupid ??? There is one guy i know. I name him X. When i was in KL, i used to call X to come down, we club and etc etc etc. But too bad, he had exams and i understand. So now he's in KL and i'm in Penang. Guess what. He's telling me that i'm a loser. Sitting at home and doing nothing. I'm a mummy's boy it seems. Haha. Loser didn't know that i've realised, there are much more better things than enjoying your young ass in clubs. I've been there and done that. And i'm tired of doing that. But these kids are so excited about these clubs and all. Telling me stories as though i'm a frog under the coconut, or however u put it lah. I don't wanna argue with this kids anymore. These people are the kind of people, that will take an evening bus from penang to kl, club that night itself and come back the same morning. What do we call them, people?? Yes, despos!
3) I hate wannabes.
-These are the people who will always try to get in the conversation eventhough they know nuts about what we are talking. For example, this guy know nuts about football. He didn't watch any World Cup game before, I watched every single one of it. In the final, he was the noisiest Italian fan in our whole group. Jumping around with the Italian flag. What a pest. Then i asked him, name me the player who headbutt Zidane.. "My father in law..." was his reply. Matterazzi had a son. Good for u man.
4) I hate Japanese girls.
-These girls are so noisy. Simple as that. They go for looks. Thats all. Not the quality. They die for Beckham and Linkin Park. That says it all.
5) I hate arrogant bitches.
- Yea we can see most of them in friendster or in IRC. They think they are Preity Zinta's clones. They will ask for our asl 1st. Age, sex and location. If i'm younger, then they'll ignore. If i'm far from them, they'll ignore. Damn bitch. Whats the use of irc and friendster then? To get friends rite? I hope they will learn.
6) I hate stupid over-emotional people.
- This girl died 2 weeks ago. And since then there's been tonnes of bulletin post saying RIP and stuffs. Well it's not bothering me, but what's bothering me is when are they gonna stop it? She's dead. Gone. She's not gonna read what you people post for her. She's not gonna read what you people comment in her profile. And why are you stupid dumbfucks are blaming God for the accident? She's drunk. Her bf was driving. Drunk. Speeding. Handphone in one hand. How to survive? It's her fault. And you people are blaming God for it? Why don't blame God when He gives you food, shelter and work? Stupid lame idiots. Around 40 people die every minute all around the world (correct me if i'm wrong). Cry for them also la.
~I HATE THESE LOSERS!!!~
Thursday, May 3, 2007
THE TREBLE DREAM LIVES ON!!! These were the words written in the nick of one of my msn friends. Sounds more like the terrible dream. Why not? Look at it. They have to play Chelsea for FA Cup, they need help from other premier league teams to at least get 5 points clear in the EPL, and they were TRASHED OUT by AC Milan in Champions League. Thanks to this man :
Gennaro Ivan Gattuso. A massive playbreaker. Ronaldo can't get pass him. Giggs swapped with Ronaldo and even Giggs, for such an experienced player in Europe, can't get pass him. Hey Devils, don't deny the fact that Rooney scored 2 goals against Milan in the 1st leg were only because Gattuso was injured. Gattuso has few middle names. For example, Gennaro Ivan 'Stamina' Gattuso, Gennaro Ivan 'Tackle' Gattuso or Gennaro Ivan ' I-will-bring-Ronaldo-back-down-to-Earth' Gattuso. For such a humble figure in the Italian football to mark Ronaldo so well that Ronaldo's feeling lonely the whole game, proves 1 point. Ronaldo is a massive show off. Ronaldo can buly the smaller team, but can't do jackshit against World Class teams.
Yeah so they were trashed the shit out in Italy, again. Outplayed, outsmarted and outmuscled. So much for the team that has 8 players in the Team of the Year eh?? My balls. I told you people. The votes were fake. Very fake. As my brother Yugendran said, the votes were held in January. So in January, Man Utd were winning every game and sitting on top of the table. So stupid voters will obviously choose Man Utd players. Even Evra.
Yeah so, i messaged my friend ( A so called hardcore red devil). The message was, " At least Arsenal was beaten out, not TRASHED OUT!!" And guess what that pussy replied me? "Arsenal lost to hu???" Lol bitch. This guy never get tired beeing outsmartedby me. So i told him, "League cup man utd lost to hu??? Booo hoooo!! Southend?? Boo hooo". Stupid assholes. Shall i repeat about last season Champions League, where Man Utd were last in the table and didn't even qualify for UEFA CUP?? Can you dig it, sucker???? Hu my arse..
And now, most Man Utd fans messaging me, "We just want you to take care of Chelsea this weekend. The rest, leave to us." What the fuck does that mean? Doesn't that mean that Man Utd really need help to win the league? Serious help?? Why don't beat Chelsea your own? You got a game against them, rite? As i said earlier, you people are lucky to be top. Lucky. Not good. With some lucky results and injuries to Chelsea, you are at the top. Be like Chelsea last 2 seasons. How they left you trailing their arse and made you a fool that you were fighting for 2nd spot at the end of the season. Dumboz.
The commentators. The commentators are fucking racist. I hope you dickheads are reading this. Doesnt matter the national or international commentators. 1st we talk about the international. Fucking rasicst. Fletcher's handball was not on purpose?? Fucking dumb. Rasict fellows cant take it when Milan was pumping 3 goals against an English side. Haha. And the national ones. They are plain STUPID. They know jackshit about football. They don't know Massimo Oddo. They don't know Khakaber Kaladze's nationality. And for sure they might be thinking WAYNE ROONEY IS THE MAN OF THE MATCH! Thats how stupid they are. And the Samveer fellow, is an Arsenal fan?? Oh my god!! Can't even pronounce Gilberto's name?? It's Jilberto, not Gilberto asshole. National tv, please shoot these guys. Or crucify them. I don't care. Just minus the commentary, it'll be perfect.
There were smiles all over the faces of Man Utd supporters when the news of Ferdinand and Vidic are included in the squad. Haha. Both these guys, are better off on the bench. Never seen an amatuer defender doing mistakes like them. Haha. Want to play possession is it?? Haha.
Micheal Carrick. Even a squirrel has same experience in Champions League as him. Carrick is being paid nearly 80,000 pounds per month and the squirrel only eat nuts and fruits. Yet i find the squirrel much better. Okay so you scored 2 goals against a Roma side. Great. Roma's not world class sweety. Milan is.
And credit to liverpool. For their fantastic display against Chelsea. Drogba was feeling lonely like Ronaldo man!! Total class.
Ahh. Puas hati. Yesterday's game was the game of the tournament. And Kaka is to get the World Player without a doubt. And to the Scoucers, no offence, but Milan is strong and i think they can clinch it this season. Never underestimate others. Take care. I'll be back.
~23,344,686 Red Devils cried their sleep out yesterday. So much for the treble at the starting of the season eh, pussies..~
This blog is dedicated to Gennaro Ivan Gattuso.