The Last Supper

The Last Supper

Where i spit truth, made of fire.....

You see tha powerful got nervous, Cause he refused to be their servant; 'Cause he spit truth, That shook heads and burned like black churches; Prose and verses, A million poor in hearses; Watch tha decision of Dred Scott as it reserves ; So long as tha rope is tight around Mumia's neck ; Let there be no rich white life , we bound to respect ; Cause and effect; Can't ya smell tha smoke in tha breeze??? My panther my brother we are at war until you're free!!!


Friday, March 28, 2008

Barisan Nasional World Records!

Posted by labisman
Friday, 28 March 2008

THANK YOU BN. For giving us the World’s Healthiest Country. Even as the Elections Commission, your own agents, ooops ... I mean er... civil servants, admitted one week before the elections, Malaysia has more than 8,500 voters aged over 100! Dear BN, what’s your secret? Do these super-old voters drink ginseng? Tongkat Ali? Or indelible ink?

THANK YOU BN. For giving us the World’s Most Expensive Car Jack. As the Auditor General’s Report released last year showed, you used our money to buy car jacks at RM5,741 each when it costs only RM50 per piece in the hardware store. I understand that these fantastic tools can “jack up” not only cars but even Datuks all the way up to the Fourth Floor of Pak Lah’s Minister Mentor.

THANK YOU Umno. For the World’s Greatest U-Turn. Last November, when HINDRAF (HINDu Rights Action Force) Indians demonstrated in KL to protest their “marginalisation” by the Umno-controlled government, you condemned them as “ruffians” who would jeopardise social stability, tourism and foreign direct investment (FDI).

But one week after elections, Umno itself demonstrated in Penang, Ipoh and Shah Alam claiming that the new State Governments there will “marginalise” the Malays. And no doubt, they want to “promote” inter-racial harmony, social stability, tourism and FDI with slogans like: “Don’t play fire with Malay rights!” So dear Umno, why don’t you call yourselves MALRAF - MALay Rights Action Force!

THANK YOU Gerakan. For the World’s Smartest Economic Policy. As revealed by blogger (and now MP) Jeff Ooi, former Chief Minister Koh Tsu Koon used taxpayers’ money to give Motorola a RM1 billion (that’s RM1,000 million) contract, so that the American electronics company would announce (just before the elections) a RM350 million investment in Penang to “prove” that the state was still economically “competitive”. Wow, what a vote of “confidence” in Penang’s economy!

THANK YOU Umno for the World’s Greatest Irony. Last November, you accused HINDRAF of causing losses to businesses and traffic jams (when it was actually the massive police roadblocks/crackdown that caused the jams/chaos). You said such protests were “not our culture” and a “threat to national security” worthy of ISA detentions.

But now Umno’s MALRAF has shown that such protests are indeed part of Malaysian, or at least, Malay culture. And the best part was that they proved we could have peaceful demonstrations – as long as the police behave professionally. In other words, Umno’s demonstrations have truly “demonstrated” that 50 year old Malaysia is mature enough to allow people to “let off steam” by shouting and holding banners for an hour or two without incurring National Apocalypse.

And then after all that shouting and sweating, habis cerita! We Malaysians (who are so bored that we stop our cars to look at road accidents) finally get some street entertainment and after that all the crowds go for their teh tarik and roti canai. Hey, that’s good business for the mamak shops you know!

But if you ask me, the true MALRAF are the many Malays who protested against BN policies through their votes, especially in Kedah, Kelantan, Penang, Perak, Selangor and KL. Just as the majority of Chinese did an electoral CHINRAF.

So what shall we call those Umno demonstrators? How about MONEYRAF? A MONEY Rights Action Force to demand their “Malay rights” privileges to “buta gaji” contracts, projects, AP’s and share allocations so that they (and their Mak Datin wives) can continue to buy their BMW’s (and “ori-punya” Gucci handbags) while the real makciks struggle to make a living selling mee goreng at the roadside.

THANK YOU Selangor BN, for being the World’s Most Environment-Friendly Government. DAP Kampung Tunku State Assemblyman, Lau Weng San, has lodged a police report over alleged destruction of documents by the previous Selangor State Government. Pictures have appeared on the internet of files strewn all over office floors.

Perhaps they were shredding all that paper to recycle into tissue paper? To wipe away the s**t before it hits the fan when the new Menteri Besar takes over? Ah, what fragrant records they shall leave behind... how eco-friendly of them!

THANK YOU MCA. For giving us the World’s Best “Buy One Free One!” Special Offer. This means the voters can Buy Opposition and Still Get Free BN Service!

Despite Pak Lah threatening the Chinese that they would “lose representation” in the government if they voted for the Opposition, the MCA still got their four Minister’s posts in Pak Lah’s new Cabinet. Of course, these Minister-ships have little real power anyway.

For example, even though the MCA got a massive “mandate” in the 2004 elections, the MCA “Minister of Housing and Local Government” (H&LG) never had power over housing and local government. Why? Because these matters are actually (in the Constitution, no less) under the jurisdiction of State Governments! The Minister of H&LG could not appoint Majlis Perbandaran Councillors or give approvals for housing projects. In fact, he himself once complained that Local Councils were not implementing his proposals for more CCTV’s, street barriers and well-lighted pavements under the “Safe City Concept”.

As MCA president Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting said himself on March 9, the party “accepted and respected the people’s decision” and would “continue to fight” for the rights of the community and country. As The Star reported, he also urged MCA candidates with good track records “not to be affected” by their defeat and to “carry on serving” the community. One example is the hardworking MP Lee Hwa Beng, who despite being defeated by the young man who filmed the VK Lingam video, has sportingly agreed: “I will keep my service centre open.” Well done sir.

In other words, the people get the BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. We get more of an Opposition voice in Parliament and we still get the BN reps to help us with complaints of blocked longkangs, blinking street-lights and bloody road potholes. Well, how else can they hope to win back our votes in 2013?

BUT what if the new State Governments transform the Majlis Perbandaran’s to become more efficient? To do the bloody blinking jobs they were paid to do in the first place? What will happen to the MCA’s Majlis Perbandaran Liaison Officer and Petition Writer roles? Oh oh... looks like the MCA reps have to urgently reinvent and rebrand themselves.

THANK YOU Elections Commission (EC). For giving Malaysia the World’s Most Advanced Technology. Before this, we’ve only seen “tele-portation” on Star Trek – you know, like when Captain Kirk or Dr. Spock says “beam me up” and they are instantly “tele-transported” in a sort of large laser beam from some strange planet back to the mother spaceship.

But BERSIH, the elections reform group, says that you, the EC, have managed to transfer voters (possibly thousands) from Selangor to places like Kelantan and Terengganu without even their knowledge. How many of these people could actually drive five to eight hours all the way there to vote? PAS claims that at least 200 buses of “phantom voters” were brought into Terengganu and its President, Hadi Awang says police “escorted them like VIP’s”.

No wonder the cartoonist Zunar calls you, the EC, a “component party” of the Barisan Nasional. Come on... don’t so like dat-lah. I mean, congratulations on such marvellous technology and all that. But dear EC, at least you should have the basic courtesy to “tele-transport” voters only after they say “beam me up”. Not before, OK?

What’s next EC? Al Jazeera TV reported on March 9 that you could stuff 560 “registered voters” into one street of small terrace houses in Cheras, Selangor. You even had the sense of humour to stuff 26 of them into the same 1,400 sq ft house (perhaps to share the bathroom?) as the brother of Jenice Lee (now elected as DAP State Assemblywoman for Teratai, Selangor).

Now, we all know that great progress is being made in “data compression” technology. For example, we used to need two or three pieces of VCD’s for one movie whereas nowadays, you can stuff five or even more movies into just one piece of DVD. So... for 2013, I am looking forward to the EC’s “best-punya” world-class technology – to stuff 30 “registered voters” into the dog kennel behind my house!

THANK YOU MIC. For the World’s Best SMS jokes! Allow me to jazz them up.

“Hi. My friend is looking for a job. Construction background. His education not that strong. But can “kau tim” things. Any buildings collapse, he will say Act of God. He was with Malaysian Govt past 30 years. Last job: Works Minister. His name is Samy Vellu. Please help him to get at least toll gate collector job. Thanks.”

And you probably also heard the “latest news” that Samy Vellu is now a film producer in Bolehwood? His first movie will be Kuch Kuch Kalah Hai starring Mydin Khan, Sharizat Rai, Kayveas Kapoor, Koh Tsu Khan and Khir Tempe Blachan. Special guest appearances by Khairy Kumar and Bobby Badawi.

And lastly, there was this: Breaking news! Samy Vellu is very angry and will leave MIC to form a new political party for Indians called Parti Untuk Kaum India MAlaysia - PUKIMA.

And You Fucking Rempits

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008


Allright here are my top 3 actors and other movies that i really love and their movies that you guys should watch. Higly recommended.

1) Daniel Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis is one of the best actors of his generation. If any of you watch his movie, u'll know why i rate him as the best actor ever! There's nobody who is as passionate and dedicated as him.

Movies recommended:

There Will be Blood : 1st class movie about an 'Oilman' whose greed and envy turn him over! I rate this movie 9/10.

Last of the Mohicans : Another 1st class movie and this has been one of my favourite since 1st time watching it. It's about the mohicans tribe and the last of them. I rate this 9.5/10

My Left Foot : One of the few movies that brought him to fame. This is a must watch movie. Set in Dublin during the 80's, it tells the story of Christy Brown, an Irishman born with cerebral palsy, who could only move his left foot. I rate this movie 9.5/10

In The Name of the Father: I haven't watch this movie yet but will soon. Daniel played Gerry Conlon, one of the Guildford Four who were wrongfully convicted of a bombing carried out by the Provisional IRA.

Gangs of New York : Awesome stuff from Daniel in this movie. He played as the villain gang leader "Bill the Butcher" (who, ironically, has a pure hatred for Ireland and the Irish people). I rate this movie 9/10. (also starting, Leonardo di Caprio)

The Ballad of Jack and Rose : I haven't watch this either. Daniel played a dying man with regrets over how his life had evolved and over how he had raised his teenage daughter. Movie is directed by his wife, Rebecca Miller.

2) Jack Nicholson
Jack is one hell of an actor that we can't get the best out of him yet. He's one of the most influental and experienced man in this business. The best movies he's done are :

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest : Awesome, freakingly awesome and touching movie. Full of emotions and freedom in this movie. It's seriously worth a view. My rating 9.5/10

A Few Good Men : Also starting, Tom Cruise. About a navy-law movie. I've watched this once and am gonna watch it again. Go get it! My rating 8/10

As Good As It Gets : Ahhh. Trust me or not, i've been watching this movie every weekend since i've got it. More towards a romantic comedy-drama, not thriller nor action. And not those overated-teenage-romantic-comedy. Rating 9/10. (also starting, Helen Hunt)

The Departed : A very good thriller and mafia kinda movie. Jack plays as Frank Costello, a sadistic Boston Irish Mob boss presiding over Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio. Full of exciting twist and turns. Rating 9/10.

3) Denzel Washington
Denzel!! The very awesome and passionate profesional in movies! Movies such as :

Malcolm X : I've never watched this movie yet, but Martin Scorsese(director of The Departed) called the movie one of the ten best films made during the 1990s. Can't wait to watch this.

The Hurricane : Denzel showed his class in this touching movie about a soldier-cum-boxer who is wrongly convicted of 3 murders and serving 3 life sentences. Rating 9.5/10

Remember the Titans : Movie about a coach of a football team in States during the time where them whites were hating them blacks. Rating 8.5/10

Training Day : Aha! This is the movie that won Denzel the Best Actor award in the Oscar. He played a villainous character after many roles as a heroic lead. Rating 9/10. (also starting, Ethan Hawke)

A few other movies about Denzel you guys should get a grip on are John Q, Manchurian Candidate (i love this movie), Man on Fire, Inside Man and also American Gangster. Ratings for all, 9/10

Other Movies :

Here are the other movies from different actors that you guys should really watch.

1) Lord Of the Rings : I believe i don't have to describe this movie more. Rating 8.5/10

2) Motorcycle Diaries : A movie-documentary of the legend himself, Ernesto che Guevara. I recommend you guys to watch this and read his books. Rating 9.5/10

3) House of Sand and Fog : I bet not many of you heard of this Sir Ben Kingsley's classic. Its a good drama, highly emotional and worth a watch. Rating 9/10

4) Apocalypto : A typical Mel Gibson movie with yet the same energy as Braveheart. Awesome stuff about the Mayan tribe. Rating 9/10

5) Runaway Train : This 80's movie is one very simple movie, yet its good. I don't think it had high ratings and stuffs, but its worth it seriously. Rating 8/10

6) Hitler : A real life story of Adolf Hitler himself. Great movie. Eventhough some of you hates this guy, but its good to watch this movie so that you'd know who he was before he became one of the greatest forces ever seen. Rating 9/10.

7) Snatch : An English movie directed by Guy Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino. Awesome stuffs about some diamond scandal. Rated 9/10. (starting Jason Statham)

8) Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels : Another Guy Ritchie movie based in England. Got to do with some guys losing bets and how they bust their asses finding money to pay back. Rating 8.5/10 (Also starting Jason Statham)

9) Schindler's List : One of the few Steven Spielberg's movie (apart from Saving Private Ryan) that won him numerous awards. This movie is about a German trying to save the Jews getting exterminated under Hitler's Regime. Rating 9/10

10) Reservoir Dogs (9/10) and also Pulp Fiction (9.5/10): Awesome movies by Quentin Tarantino! Reservoir Dogs are acted by Harvey Keitel (one of my fav), Tim Roth and many others. Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta and Uma Thurman started in Pulp Fiction. Really worth a look!

And finally, i would like to show you guys, one scene of The Last of The Mohicans. Have fun!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Fucking sluts they are

Well this thing happened in Singapore. My girlfriend went to the temple for prayers and stuff. Then during the meal time she sat with some girls ( i didn't get their name and neither did she, but if i did, i'd post their name here for sure). So they were talking about their life and stuff and they asked my girlfriend about her love life.

Even before she could speak, some bitch in the crowd interupted by saying , "Yeah her boyfriend is desperate and so is she. He viewed my friendster profile and sent me comments and stuff. And furthermore, she's so desperate that she falls for a fat guy like him."

Well bitches let me tell you something and i fucking hope you girls are reading this. First of all, i'm not a despo like you girls. I might viewed your profile and sent you comments, but what does that mean bitch? N.O.T.H.I.N.G. It doesn't mean a shit. Not even half a shit. It doesn't mean that if i comment on your profile, is because i'm desperate. How fucking stupid are you?

And my girlfriend's desperate? First of all, do you girls know what is desperate? Desperate is when you fuck another guy just to make your boyfriend jealous (and i know one of you did that). Desperate is when you go out of temple and have glass of vodka and come back in again (yeah i know one of you did that too). Desperate is when you sit there in temple and bitch and bitch and bitch about other people (and i know lots of you who do that).

You girls are fucking kids. What age are you? 15? 16? You girls sound like you're in a need of sex. Well i hope you get it and when you get your tummy swollen, i'll be there and fucking laugh my ass out at you. And i'll say "Fuck you bitch. Karma has bitten your ass pretty good".

Now i'm telling you girls something and i hope you are reading this. If i get to know you girls talk about us anymore, i'm gonna come over there and slap the shit out of your skinny faces. Go study you're suppose to do that, not sit there and bitch and bitch and bitch. Fuck i really wish your parents will have a little bit of intelligence in them so they realise how shitty you girls are. Oh yeah, did i tell you readers that the girl who fucked another guy to make her boyfriend jealous and the girl who took a sip of vodka are really happy and very proud of what they have done? HAHA-Fucking-HA. Yeah. Be proud. Be-come Sluts!

I swear i'm gonna catch this bitches and slap the fuck out of them. Damn, it feels so good writing about this people. Its even better if they read this, but hey! Fuck you girls. And sexy, i love you to bits. Hehe. ;-)

Friday, March 21, 2008

Open Letter To The New Cabinet : Leave Now

Posted by Malaysia Today
Friday, 21 March 2008
By Little Bird

The shit has started hitting the fan. Just received an SMS that an SUPP MP in Serian, Sarawak has quit the BN and may join PKR. Double checked and found out that the Serian MP is a 'problem fellow' but cannot confirm the rumour.

If true this could be the first of the defections in East Malaysia that everyone is talking about. At this point in time we will not question their motives or what 'attracted' them but this looks like the death knell for the BN. If Idiot is still Prime Minister tomorrow, it will only get worse.

Received another SMS that the new Selangor State Government has discovered files which indicate that the Toyol fellow had acquired previously TOL land in Kajang for RM2.00 psf and then made the PKNS buy it back from him (through proxies lah of course) at RM22 psf.

The Toyol fellow made RM59.0 million from this curi duit case alone and even gave the Kajang EXCOs seven figure handshakes for helping him in this dastardly deed. I hope the new MB digs up all the shit and really throws these morons into jail.

Oops, just received yet another SMS. The S-I-L is still monkeying around with Idiot. The MP from Sabah who turned down the Deputy Minister's post said the Khairy boys offered him a Ministership post just before he resigned. Oh well. It was too late. Orang sudah fed up.

This morning there was a Police chopper called in to check out some Maulud Nabi gathering where the King was supposed to be in attendance. Some disgruntled UMNO boys wanted to hand over another petition to the King asking him to fire Idiot. These are all rumours flying around.

Also heard a rumour that the Deputy health Minister (some doctor fellow) may be quitting the Cabinet too.

Then sources close to the UMNO gods say that so far 68 bahagian have already indicated positively that they will nominate Tengku Razaleigh for presiden parti. Najib is NOT in this picture. There is a movement to start this landslide rolling from April onwards. What does that mean ? Use your otak lah. Orang Melayu pun mesti ada otak kan? But that is an august story for the month of August, correct? Correct, correct, correct.

So here is my advice to the new Cabinet. Leave now. Resign and go away quietly, including Dato Najib. If you don't leave now here is my assessment of what will happen.

1. If the defections in East Malaysia gain momentum, then there is nothing more to say. UMNO and BN are finished.

2. Idiot will have to resign, sooner or later. When he resigns (NOT if but when, ok) you will all go down in history as the shortest serving Cabinet in Malaysia. No one else will want to be associated with you anymore.

If Najib is still around and he takes over, he will empty the Cabinet of all the unwanted riff raff. All the Khairy cronies will go, the idiots will go too and those who cannot speaka de Inglish will all be gone. So the smart money says go and pay your respects to Najib and then just resign. That way you can claim that your resignation helped to expedite Idiot's exit. Then maybe, if Najib survives all this, he may give you a chance to get back into Cabinet. Which will also end in disaster anyway. Whichever way you go, you are all screwed.

3. Then there is the Tengku Razaleigh factor. There is strong undercurrent that Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah will have solid support this time around. The party members will also most likely push for an early Assembly and Election. They will kick Idiot out onto the streets. When this happens, Ku Li will sweep the slate clean. All of you idiots will have to go. Ku Li appears to be the best bet for the UMNO boys at this point in time. He comes with no baggage and no scandals. At 71 years of age Ku Li also does not present any real dynastic threats to the future of UMNO or the nation. Hence Raja Petra Kamarudin is also rooting for Tengku Razaleigh.

And what will Tengku Razaleigh do? He will set things in order and then call a snap election. More than half the BN candidates in the snap elections will be new faces. Ku Li will promise real reforms in UMNO and the BN and the country. The PM may be restricted to two terms, the UMNO president may be restricted to two terms, the ketua bahagian will be restricted to two terms etc. The disgruntled Malays and maybe even the Chinese and Indians will rally around Ku Li. It may be a new beginning for the country again. This is a real possibility.

And what will S-I-L do? He has a RM500 million war chest which he will use to buy out the bahagian which support Ku Li. He also has the Perkida gangsters who threatened the Mukhriz boys in Sungei Petani recently. They can all be easily thwarted if the bahagian have their pencalonan all on the same day. The S-I-L will also suffer a more terrible fate. It is better for him to leave the country as soon as possible. He can leave behind the porpoise look alike wife.

But in all three scenarios the Idiot leaves the scene. So Tan Sri dan Dato-Dato Ahli Cabinet, make things easy for the country and for all of us, including you. Resign now. Quit now. Leave now. Let Idiot hang by himself. Otherwise if you still hang around him, you are all going to hang together with Idiot. Then no one can save you.

Wahai Menteri-Menteri yang saya sangat susah nak kasihi buat masa ini, listen to the Blogs Jangan jadi bodoh lagi ! Instead of calling bloggers bored housewives and other stupid stuff like that, if you had only listened to us Bloggers you would not be in such deep shit. So listen to the Blogs.

The Perdana Menteri, Dato Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is going down. Down, down, down. If you stick around with him, he will take you down with him. You will all also go down, down, down.

Friday, March 14, 2008

This is Awesome

Champions league quartefinals!!

Arsenal vs Liverpool
Man Utd vs AS Roma
Chelsea vs Fenerbahce
Schalke 04 vs FC Barcelona

Damn! Never asked for a better draw. This would be interesting, win or lost! And fuck that again, Man Utd and Chelsea with easier draws, as always. Anyway winner of Arsenal vs Liverpool will meet winner of Chelsea vs Fenerbahce. 1st leg on 1st April and 2nd leg on 8th April. Between that game, we have Liverpool again for Premier League!! And another best part is, we're having Man Utd either before or after that games (i'm not sure) and also Everton!! Awesomeness never been this good! Bring on the Scousers!!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Saturday, March 1, 2008