GOD

points to ponder :

Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
Emo Philips When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Doug McLeod I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence
Carl Sagan You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seated need to believe.
Richard Lederer (Anguished English) There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.
Ferdinand Magellan The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.
unknown Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish
Justin Brown If the Bible is mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust it to tell us where we're going?
Taslima Nasrin Koranic teaching still insists that the sun moves around the earth. How can we advance when they teach things like that?
Lenny Bruce If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses
Suresh Theists should never complain no matter what happens in the world because nothing happens without the almighty's will. So if I break your head, murder your kin, dont blame me. God made me to do it.
Mimoun Raddahi Religion is a limitation on your freedom.
sir David stevens Its 90 degrees in the shade in jerusalem.. where did noah get two penguins and two polar bears from?
Frank Zappa A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it not open.
Linda So why do I have to go to church to pray? If there is a god can't he hear me at my house?
John Kelly Ireland Religious people and donkey's: A donkey is a simple creature it would follow a carrot on a stick, but it is still capable, even with its most basic of intellect of determining when there is no carrot.
L Ron Hubbard The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion
Martin Frick " ... But when it all comes around, I don't care about what you worship or not. I just think it is so typical and sad, that everytime Man doesn't understand something he imediately blames it all on God, Hare Krishna, Allah or some other ghost.
Ryan Hanson If God created the world, the who created god? and who created whoever created god? So somewhere along the line something had to just be there. So why can we just skip god the idea of god and go straigth to earth?
Carlos Mencia If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!
Thomas If there was a God, surely he'd stop messin' us about, and tell us!
John Kelly Ireland If sickness is Gods will, your recovery in his hands, then why go to a hospital?
Steven Weinberg Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Coluche And God said: I split in two, the rich will have food, the poor will have appetite
spinvilchy The allmighty god created the earth,sun, moon,heavens,animals,people,plants,insects.......Why cant he make some corn grow in africa for all the poor starving people over there,you dont think they pray for food on a daily basis!
unknown religion is the root of all evil. the masses only blame money because they don't have any
www.godisimaginary.com Why doesn't god heal amputees?
Caitlin M. If you're sure there's a heaven, then why don't you kill yourself and prove it?