This is an airforce captain presenting medals to the cadets. Pervert asshole.
The Last Supper
Friday, November 30, 2007
Fucking Stupid!!!
BODOH!!! BANGANG!! (STUPID ASSHOLES) Even in meetings they fight among each other. Dickheads. Now you people tell me, can the malays leave alone without the indians and chinese? And where do the party find these members? From the rempits?? Dumb assholes. Seriously dumb assholes.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Difference between Malaysia and other countries.
In America , people are afraid of terrorists,
In Malaysia we are afraid of bloggers .
In Japan people make quality cars,
In Malaysia, Proton's a blast.
In Sweden, customers' car parks are on the ground floor, nearest to the shops.
In Malaysia, customers' car parks are on the 4th floor and getting there requires gymnastics skills.
In most countries, parking in public places are often free.
In Malaysia, the government has proposed to extend parking charges till 10 am to reduce road congestion.
In most countries, travelling outstation, there's little or no toll.
In Malaysia , If you go to Seremban, the toll is more than your petrol.
In almost most countries, there's no ID card.
In Malaysia, if you have no ID card you can go to jail for 6 months.
In all countries corruption is almost looked upon with disdain.
In Malaysia, after two White Papers on the police, they are dancing to our disdain.
In all developed countries, nobody is above the law.
You have only to be the Deputy PM to have everything "expunged" on Page 3.
In most developed countries, your house is about quarter mile from the highway.
In Malaysia, you house is inbetween the highway.
In many developed countries, toilets and parking bays are reserved for the disabled.
In Malaysia we have locked toilets and barred parking bays and you have to find the guard to get the keys if you are disabled.
In Indonesia, all toll and parking charges are reasonably fixed by the government.
In Malaysia, you can get a heart attack just looking at your parking charges.
In Australia, beer flows like water.
In Malaysia, money flows like water when drinking beer.
In Indonesia, you can squat on the toilets; in Germany you can even lie down.
In Malaysia, you have to use one hand to hold your nose and the other your willy.
In Singapore and Hong Kong, one ticket takes you around all subways.
In Malaysia, Subway is the name of a sandwitch joint and it takes a genius to understand the route through 4 subways providers.
In most countries, their PM is honest or dishonest but they do not pretend to be otherwise.
In Malaysia , our PM pretends to be honest when he is really rotten dishonest.
When people remarry, they go for a honey moon.
When our PM remarries he is back from his honeymoon and he goes to his first wife grave and ask for forgiveness.
When Clinton was elected President, he went for 4 organized parties in Washington DC the same night.
When our PM was made PM, he drove home and knelt beside his mother and cried for the papers to publish.
People usually have their son and daughters succeed in their business.
Our PM is better as he uses his son-in-law for his business and his son for other businesses.
This country is so full of shit I am ashamed to call myself a Malaysian. Our 50th anniversary is but a side show to show our disgrace to the rest of world.
You only need one bullet to kill democracy and that's our self-anointed Malay first policy. Remember Rome and its indulgences and wastages and you will remember how this country will fall in the next 50 years. Fortunately, I will not live till 100 to see it but at 75, I will be paying RM40 to travel to Seremban!!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Wonders of Malaysia
Look what has Malaysia become….
Organizers recently announced the seven new wonders of the world. Here inMALAYSIA BOLEH -land we have our veryown 7 wonders.
1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE' The onlybuilding built with no approval andunpaid assessment fees that is notdemolished and sealed. The owner is thefirst bankrupt to be able to own a palace.
2.THE 'BOCOR' PARLIAMENT The unique feature is its ability to'leak' away billions of taxpayers moneywhile the guardians of the nation stoodthere all wet.
3. 'UNHAUNTED' KUCHING PRISON The only $600M prison in this world thatis free of haunted stories andencounters. Reasons No execution wasdone here before. In fact no prisonerswere held in here. There are also noconcrete walls with barbed wires tocontain souls both dead and alive. Maybeit can qualify as the first imaginaryprison built with real money.
4. PAYA INDAH 'WASTED' WETLANDSThe nation's premier eco-tourism parkholds the record in the category ofattracting more lawyers with litigationthan tourists with binoculars.
5 . 'NOT SO' SMART TUNNELUniquely design to alleviate floods. Whencompleted, it does everything exceptalleviate floods.
6. 'DISCONNECTED' CYBERJAYAThe one and only high tech city in theworld that offers limited or no internetconnecti on to its residents.
7. CROOKED 'CROOKED' BRIDGEThe most crooked bridge in the worlddreamt by a most crooked mind. Too badit was abandoned; otherwise it wouldmake it as one of the wonders.
LATEST 8 WONDER :1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED OFF TONOWHERE WITH MILLIONS OF RAKYAT MONEYBURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVESPACE EXPEDITION HAS ENTER INTO THEMALAYSIAN GUINESS BOOK RECORD AT 10 PMON 0CT 10, 2007. BRAVO!
( p.s. NO WONDERS - PRICES today hadincreased "NAIK , NAIK, NAIK " in2007....look and see....for sure....garantee eeeee....tahun depan minyakmestiiiiii ii naik punya....this yearcannot naik....sebab sudahpromise-mah ...!!!! tahun depan sure naiklike soyuz pecut...dasyhat looo....
TARGETTED NEXT WONDER:-THE RUSSIANS ARE LAUGHING... THIS IS GOODBUSINESS!!! SO THEY ARE OFFERING ANOTHERTAXI RIDE TO NOWHERE FOR ANOTHERMALAYSIAN ASTO-NUT / ANGKASAWAN. SOPEOPLE OF MALAYSIA , BE PREPARED TO FORKOUT ANOTHER RM100 M ++ AND BRACE FORBARANG2 TERUS NAIK PUNYA BECAUSE WE AREPAYING FOR IT.... MALAYSIA MASIH BOLEH(BAYAR) ....OR SO THE GOVERNMENT SAYS.
*(p.s.s.) i got this from a bulletin post...too good to miss the blog...
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
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