Wonders of Malaysia

Look what has Malaysia become….

Organizers recently announced the seven new wonders of the world. Here inMALAYSIA BOLEH -land we have our veryown 7 wonders.

1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE' The onlybuilding built with no approval andunpaid assessment fees that is notdemolished and sealed. The owner is thefirst bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2.THE 'BOCOR' PARLIAMENT The unique feature is its ability to'leak' away billions of taxpayers moneywhile the guardians of the nation stoodthere all wet.

3. 'UNHAUNTED' KUCHING PRISON The only $600M prison in this world thatis free of haunted stories andencounters. Reasons No execution wasdone here before. In fact no prisonerswere held in here. There are also noconcrete walls with barbed wires tocontain souls both dead and alive. Maybeit can qualify as the first imaginaryprison built with real money.

4. PAYA INDAH 'WASTED' WETLANDSThe nation's premier eco-tourism parkholds the record in the category ofattracting more lawyers with litigationthan tourists with binoculars.

5 . 'NOT SO' SMART TUNNELUniquely design to alleviate floods. Whencompleted, it does everything exceptalleviate floods.

6. 'DISCONNECTED' CYBERJAYAThe one and only high tech city in theworld that offers limited or no internetconnecti on to its residents.

7. CROOKED 'CROOKED' BRIDGEThe most crooked bridge in the worlddreamt by a most crooked mind. Too badit was abandoned; otherwise it wouldmake it as one of the wonders.

LATEST 8 WONDER :1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED OFF TONOWHERE WITH MILLIONS OF RAKYAT MONEYBURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVESPACE EXPEDITION HAS ENTER INTO THEMALAYSIAN GUINESS BOOK RECORD AT 10 PMON 0CT 10, 2007. BRAVO!

( p.s. NO WONDERS - PRICES today hadincreased "NAIK , NAIK, NAIK " in2007....look and see....for sure....garantee eeeee....tahun depan minyakmestiiiiii ii naik punya....this yearcannot naik....sebab sudahpromise-mah ...!!!! tahun depan sure naiklike soyuz pecut...dasyhat looo....

TARGETTED NEXT WONDER:-THE RUSSIANS ARE LAUGHING... THIS IS GOODBUSINESS!!! SO THEY ARE OFFERING ANOTHERTAXI RIDE TO NOWHERE FOR ANOTHERMALAYSIAN ASTO-NUT / ANGKASAWAN. SOPEOPLE OF MALAYSIA , BE PREPARED TO FORKOUT ANOTHER RM100 M ++ AND BRACE FORBARANG2 TERUS NAIK PUNYA BECAUSE WE AREPAYING FOR IT.... MALAYSIA MASIH BOLEH(BAYAR) ....OR SO THE GOVERNMENT SAYS.

*(p.s.s.) i got this from a bulletin post...too good to miss the blog...