Dedicated to Uniten sufferees

So i am here.. I read some good bulletin post that i wish to share with you people. It's about Uniten (University Tenaga Nasional).. So enjoy it.

1)Tuiton fees Foundation

2005 - RM 5000
2006 - RM 8000
2007 - RM 10000
2008 - RM (MATF133 STUDENTS WILL KNOW)
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2011 - RM UNITEN FOUNDATION = RM
CAMBRIDGE A LEVELS

2) KMC AND LIBRARY FEES : RM 170

KMC :
PRINTER IS A JAPANESSE ERA PRINTER,
NO PAPER,
NO COLOR PRINTER,
NO FLASH = NO YOUTUBE,

LIBRARY :
WORLD CLASS, NO ISSUES, HAPPY :)

3)FACILITIES

1) BUS SERVICE

A) NEVER ON TIME
B) MOVES AT 10 kMh
C) SATURDAY N SUNDAY, 4GET IT LA,
WAIT TILL MONDAY FOR THE BUS
D) NO SHUTTLE FOR SERDANG
( MILLIONAIRES STUDY IN UNITEN,
CAN AFFORD RM10 ON CAB )
E) ONE VAN TO SERDANG EVERY EVENING,
FILLED WITH STAFF, MUST PAY RM1.50
AT KEWANGAN AND GET TICKET

2) MEDICAL

A) DISPENSARI - GREAT H.A
( ONLY MORNING CAN FALL SICK,
YOU SICK AT NIGHT, EVENING, OR
AFTERNOON, WAIT TILL TOMORROW
MORNING OR DIE WAITING, VERY
BENEFICIAL FOR FAKE MC FOR ALL
SLEEPY HEADS MISS 8 AM CLASS )

B) ASIA ASISTANCE - ALL YOUR FINALS
EXAM PAPER WILL NOT BE SAME
TO THE AMOUNT OF FORMS YOU MUST
FILL TO CLAIM INSURANCE YOU PAID
FOR.

3) AMANAH (Hostels for male)

a) RENT INCREASE FROM RM 170 TO
RM 200
b) GUARD HAVE THE 'ANGKAT TANGAN'
POLICY
C) YOU DON WANA KNOE HOW MANY
UNITEN FEMALE ARE EXTREMELY
FAMILIAR WITH AMANAH
d) WE DON EVEN HAVE A DAMN
TELEVISION SET, LET ALONE ASTRO
e) 5 BADMINTON COURTS FOR >2000
RENTAL PAYING STUDENTS
f) BUY STICKERS FOR YOUR CARS SO
AMANAH CAN GET RICHER
g) IF YOU DON, FINE RM 50, AMANAH
GET EVEN MORE RICHER
h) BUS STOP LEAKING
i) FIRE HOSE NEAR BUS STOP ONLY
LEFT WITH THE BOX
j) RESIDENT GET RESERVED PARKING,
BUT, IF YOUR KEY LOST, WAIT FOR
THE RIGHT TIME TO GET IT BACK.
k) ARE RESIDENTS PAYING THEIR RENT?
l) PAY FOR INTERNET,
CONNECTION SLOW,
CANNOT USE SWITCHER.

4) CLASSROOM
1970'S TECHNOLOGY : OHP
: PROJECTOR ONLY
FOR SHOW
( YOU HAVE NO
IDEA OF HOW OLD
IS TAT
PROJECTOR )

5) GYM : ITS PROBABLY ADVANCED HIGH
TECHNOLOGY FOR FRED AND BARNEY
IN FILNSTONES

6) HOCKEY FIELD : NO TURF?
EVEN KUiTHO GOT TURF

7) STUDENTS REPRESENTATIVE COUNCIL :
IS THERE ONE?
a) PRESIDENT IN MUADZAM, VICE IN
BANGI, SECRETARY IN MUADZAM.
b) HOW THE HECK ON EARTH DO WE
UNITE AND FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT?
c) HALF OF UNITEN DIDNT VOTE
d) WINNER WITH THE HIGHEST VOTE
ISN'T EVEN NO 1 OR NO 2 IN MPP.

WELL I GUESS SOMEONE HAD TO SPEAK OUT,
THIS TIME IT WAS ME.

31 AUGUST 1957 IS MALAYSIA'S
INDEPENDENCE DAY, AFTER 450 YEARS OF
COLONIZATION.

TOLLERATING INJUSTICE AND
DISCRIMINATION AND UNJUST TREATMENT IS
ALSO A KIND OF COLONIZATION. FREE
YOURSELF, SPEAK UP!


THE ONE N ONLY

-CHE DET-

So i hope you people got what he meant up there. Any comments??