10 things i hate in football

10) Stevie G. Actually i don't hate him much. I love him, infact. For all those backpasses. But too bad there's only 10 things i really hate in football.

9) Ahh.. The 'legend'. This bugger can win anything without doing jackshite. I hate him. Too bad there are 8 more things i hate.

8) Ahhh.. The tallest bloke in English football. Lucky bastard scored 3 against Gallas and Toure and Lehmann. Arhh.. Have u seen this guy taking long shots? It looks like his leg is gonna break in 2. Serious.

7) This guy thinks he's Gattuso in Blackburn. Plays fucking dirty football. As dirty as Marco Matterazzi. But i hate this guy more, coz he's blonde. And blondes are dumb.

6) Neigh!!!! Hmm for many of you who don't know this 'animal', i'll give you a hint. Played in Manchester United, won jackshit. Playing in Madrid, winning jackshit. Ruud van Nistelrooy. Simply hates him for his face and his style of celebration.

5) This guy can score freekicks from anywhere, but can't score penalties. And that penalty against Argentina (which England won 1-0) was the shittiest penalty i've seen. And i don't call him footballer anymore. He's a freaking model. Even Ljungberg is a model, but he plays way better than Beckham. Asshole. Go get some panties to be worn, lesbo!

4) Freaking asshole he is. Thinks he's the best player in the world. Yet not worth shit. Scored only 5 goals in his numerous champions league appearance. Never done anything wonderfull for his country or club. And his girlfriend thinks she's beauty queen. She went to Germany to support England. She is so patriotic, that she came back to England just to do her hair. Aint that a bitch?? Like Jenas.

3) The best football team on Earth, with the best captain (ex captain) and the best manager (ex manager). Only won world cup in 1966, never beaten their rival Sweden for 40 years and counting, never went further than quarterfinal since i've start watching football. Even Cameroon, Croatia, Turkey and South Korea went further. Gets all the attention in the world, and Astro will show every of it's game no matter friendly or training. Air something better la Astro. Barney and friends will do.

2) Shitties club in the world, with the shitties players in the world. Will be top on the league but tend to drop points at the ending of the season because of stupid mistakes from their highest paid defender. The treble was a fluke. It is. The manager always fights with the popular players. Even some players fight among each other. Got a portuege dick in the squad, a defender who is afraid to pee. Used to have a sissy footballer who got famous for his long range goal. (Refer number 5). Now have a Shrek lookalike. Talks about big ambitions (like doing the treble again) when they can't beat Southend. Not to mention they lost to them, and lost the cup. Pieces of shit.

1) The picture says a thousand words. If your not satisfied, read my blog about him. I'm tired to repeat it here.